Submitted by wbradford00 t3_yru3x7 in newjersey
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wbradford00 OP t1_ivvp6ll wrote
Left a voicemail. Still waiting ;)
Practical_Argument50 t1_ivvq5fp wrote
Why block it out this person obviously want to advertise their services?
Geddysbass t1_ivvqcc8 wrote
wbradford00 OP t1_ivvqfu7 wrote
If they were paying me for the advertising I'd unblur 😊
Spmhealy_ADA t1_ivvrygy wrote
I got 999 chances to get this right.
Wish me luck boys 😎
samoldphonesamsung t1_ivvybzr wrote
That's my mom's number 😳
itsmyhusbandsfault t1_ivvzx94 wrote
Was it this Colonial Diner? I hear they're shitty...
wbradford00 OP t1_ivw1q6b wrote
Can confirm that th middle three are NOT your mom's number (I have hers saved in my phone)
wbradford00 OP t1_ivw1tl0 wrote
It's a joke. I have been coming to this diner my whole life. Consider removing the stick from your anus
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wbradford00 OP t1_ivw3rli wrote
No worries. Hope the stick doesn't hurt on the way out
Bulky-Barracuda-2749 t1_ivw40vr wrote
Zhariken t1_ivw5azy wrote
Own_Sympathy_4809 t1_ivw5nz8 wrote
Good luck . Make us proud
MrRob_NJ t1_ivw6oe5 wrote
I liked your joke mister. Sorry about this guy and his stick.
the_chizness t1_ivw6zcg wrote
Call or text?
wbradford00 OP t1_ivw7l7d wrote
Appreciate it! Positivity is always nice to experience on this hellscape
wbradford00 OP t1_ivw7owz wrote
Call is probably the best option
CapeManiac t1_ivw8r5e wrote
r/suspiciousquotes
boyardeebandit t1_ivwaafb wrote
Lmao have you not seen the "keep it classy" joke yet? It's not a new format dude.
jacobeatsavocados t1_ivwc4bf wrote
Colonial Diner in Lyndhurst? I live in this town and have never seen anything written here. Where was it?
caesar____augustus t1_ivwda5c wrote
Obviously
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwdrpy wrote
East Brunswick
MasterXanthan t1_ivwej53 wrote
Someone probably wrote their ex's number there for revenge or something. Or could be someone pranking their friend.
Ok_Accountant_8716 t1_ivwfhih wrote
Use an unblur application
dankusgasus t1_ivwi7e9 wrote
Bro the colonial diner is fire
EpicShiba1 t1_ivwkbei wrote
On some days it's good. On some days, it's bad. I feel like it's 50/50.
Edit: I'm realizing that there's multiple Colonial Diners. I'm referring to the one in Woodbury.
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yoko_izzy t1_ivwkpx1 wrote
1000 chances don’t forget 000
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwkz3d wrote
InsideIngenuity t1_ivwl2d1 wrote
Well!!!?
AmericanoWsugar t1_ivwl5lg wrote
Looks like they didn’t work for your pops.
Appropriate-Science4 t1_ivwl9yo wrote
It's actually only 798 chances, for some reason I had to look this up. It starts at 200 and goes to 998. I was going to say start in the middle. But New Brunswick starts at 207 might as well start from the beginning. Source
angusshangus t1_ivwlm6x wrote
OP blurred this because he doesn’t want to help a competitor advertise
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwlp7t wrote
If you manage to get it, I will deadass tell you
Level-Ad-7628 t1_ivwlrk0 wrote
Hey that place is right by me! Classy classy
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwmvrj wrote
I tried to channel my inner okbuddynewjersey lmao. Also happy cake day!
zombiewombie13 t1_ivwn20p wrote
Yuck a north jersey area code
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwn7au wrote
I'm central and have a 732 :(
Zhariken t1_ivwnj0m wrote
Thank you! ☺️
Optimal-Grass-8989 t1_ivwnrka wrote
That’s kind of fascinating
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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwo792 wrote
Uh.... I'm not really being serious here dude. Jesus Christ
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwo90j wrote
Rip indeed. COVID victim
FlyEnvironmental6801 t1_ivwobgc wrote
Please erase my wife’s number!
zombiewombie13 t1_ivwoc8k wrote
Time to get a new number 😜
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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwokty wrote
LMAO dude if I had an award to give you for this I would. Fucking hilarious
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwonrd wrote
My internet Spidey senses are hit or miss tonight 😔 some people were seriously roasting me here lmao
Street_Badger6153 t1_ivwoqrq wrote
I bet 10 dollars it’s a gay dude
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwosu7 wrote
I mean, it was an offer to suck dick in the men's bathroom. Probably!
YouWouldThinkSo t1_ivwqox6 wrote
I see you.
SinkyShippy t1_ivwr7pt wrote
The colonial diner in east Brunswick is fantastic.
flavorchaserNYC t1_ivwtbjm wrote
This is the answer
penelopesheets t1_ivwu1gg wrote
It's probably a dude
dgi07 t1_ivwu70n wrote
Carry on my wayward son…
wbradford00 OP t1_ivwuao9 wrote
Kinoblau t1_ivwux2j wrote
732 is central what are you talking about
TimSPC t1_ivwxqi1 wrote
Great diner, terrific burgers.
Glenncoco23 t1_ivwyjv3 wrote
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kylec00per t1_ivx19nr wrote
Most times it's someone putting another person's number on there, either to fuck with a friend or send an enemy some annoyance.
ExtensionSet9379 t1_ivx7w6o wrote
I live in Avenel I got the service check up from her 🤩
itsmyhusbandsfault t1_ivxkvt5 wrote
Clarification: This is Colonial Diner in Lyndhurst. They're fabulous and I love them. I was just making a bad joke on a funny picture I happened to get.
ElGosso t1_ivxlx3e wrote
Post would get removed for self-promotion
TopWing596 t1_ivxp21y wrote
Kinda hungry this morning...think I'll "head" to Colonial Diner for some breakfast 🏃🏼
phyois t1_ivxqx0q wrote
its awesome wtf
BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxv1iy wrote
BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxvgn0 wrote
Yuck, a nerd.
zombiewombie13 t1_ivxvs3e wrote
Nerds aren't yucky so ty 🤣
Y'all really missed that was a playful poke at the invisible NJ boarder
BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxvw6y wrote
^I ^didn't ^miss ^it. ^I ^was ^playing ^along ^with ^the ^joke.
zombiewombie13 t1_ivxvz0q wrote
I got down voted so I couldn't tell, appreciate you!
nancymeadows242 t1_ivxw1b1 wrote
let me save you some time, it's your mother's number
Spmhealy_ADA t1_ivxwdxt wrote
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!
coreynj2461 t1_ivxxnjn wrote
069 nice
GanondalfTheWhite t1_ivxy99w wrote
Everybody's missing the joke. He said they're shitty and posted a pic with the sign broken and saying "Colon Diner." Colon, like your organ that's full of shit.
I'm amazed at how many people are missing the joke and just riled up in defense of the diner.
lxkandel06 t1_ivxzqwz wrote
In the words of Charles Barkley, "no free pub"
lxkandel06 t1_ivy064k wrote
Plot twist: it's actually a fax number
lxkandel06 t1_ivy0er1 wrote
I'm willing to bet a dude wrote that, not that there's anything wrong with that
turtlemeds t1_ivy6a7a wrote
How was the head?
toadofsteel t1_ivy7gw2 wrote
Was going to say, that place always has customers and while i don't go out of my way to go there I've never had a downright terrible meal there either.
jacobeatsavocados t1_ivy9prw wrote
Oh, interesting
jacobeatsavocados t1_ivy9srv wrote
Lyndhurst resident! What’s up?
jacobeatsavocados t1_ivy9wbw wrote
r/whatthefuck
wbradford00 OP t1_ivycr76 wrote
Men's bathroom so probably yeah
FlargenstowTayne t1_ivyuus5 wrote
Huh. Why is “I swallow” in quotes? To me, that would imply that the person who wrote it is quoting someone else.
Fresh_Photograph_363 t1_ivyzlnv wrote
Let me know if you find out the number
LittleJoLion t1_ivz7mrb wrote
Oh fuck. Colonial EB is a special place man. Theater kids loved going there after the performances🥴
TheSandNinja t1_ivzcyx0 wrote
Finally something spicy happening in central jersey
GoalieGirl30 t1_ivze4ck wrote
That’s how you know the foods about to be bussin tho. I love that place 😂
lowtoiletsitter t1_ivzrl95 wrote
Seriously?!
imlostinworld t1_ivztilf wrote
I live right up that street from there I'm just gonna go ask around for the missing digits lol
sarahlesith t1_ivzyaj7 wrote
You know this person is like 65 because of the quotations
vafunghoul127 t1_ivzzy60 wrote
Almost always this is either pranking their friend or getting back at an ex
Due_Obligation5189 t1_iw0csyh wrote
So what’s the number 😀
Trentransit t1_iw0dz2u wrote
Why’d you blur it?
Geddysbass t1_ivvoy8o wrote
So was it good? Just kidding obviously.