Submitted by Sudovoodoo80 t3_z8ymgw in newjersey
Have you ever driven in New Jersey? The people there are in a hurry. If you stay to the right, You won't get in a fight, And you'll get where you're going no worries.
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lawlorlara t1_iye0yxj wrote
I just went back to driving in NJ after a few decades of being carless in NYC and I think what you're saying is true for 95% of drivers, but there's genuinely a contingent who seem to get off on tailgating and will do so in the right lane just for shits & giggles.
Sudovoodoo80 OP t1_iye50pd wrote
A lovely refrain. Wish I had time for more rhymes.
Old_Cockroach_2993 t1_iye5aeq wrote
It's not for shits and giggles. It's just that I was tailgating the asshole in the fast lane not passing. Thought i would try someone else for a while
DeDodgingEse t1_iye93e2 wrote
The people there are in such a hurry** FTFY (for the limerick to work)
Sudovoodoo80 OP t1_iye9e28 wrote
Actually that is better
HumanShadow t1_iyebb0k wrote
I think if the fine for sitting in the left lane was as high as a speeding ticket, troopers might be incentivized to enforce a safe flow of traffic.
5uck3rpunch t1_iye04p0 wrote
I grew up there & prefer to drive in NJ or NYC rather than down here in Dallas, TX.