I wouldn't want to see THAT full moon

Except that's Island Beach State Park, not LBI.

These never grow old

Stands out as one of the most hypocritical, dumbest, most arrogant moments in NJ political history to date. Fuck this guy.

I think Christie's gravity may have more of an influence on our tides than the moon does.

If you don't wanna sleep tonight, Google Chris Christie baseball outfit.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

and it's lasting way too long, first he overcame a lapband, then he tried to be trumps vp choice and now he just goes wherever the green rooms have food.

Yeah whoops. For some reason there was “a lot of traffic on the bridge” couldn’t get north.

The beached whale comes with accessories like sagging beach chair. Model only comes in one mode- sitting on their fat ass.

nah

Batteries not included

😂

Dude is creating PTSD flashbacks in all of us.

LMMFAO!! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it today 🤣

Turkey/chicken legs with lots of meat on the top.

Dead ringer for the John Tenniel illustration of Tweedledum and Tweedledee in “Through the Looking Glass.”