what kind of ANIMAL decorates their home for Christmas before Thanksgiving even occurs????

Please stop. What the hell is the matter with you maniacs. You aren't running a goddamn Starbucks or department store. Please for the love of God stop before it is too late.

It is not even mid-November yet. STOP. I can't take it. Buy a blow up inflatable lawn turkey at Home Dept if you can't control yourself.