There actually is a town called Dog River, but it's a ghost town; nobody lives there anymore, though it's a nice place to visit. Wullerton isn't a real place, so you're just further perpetuating the stereotype that Americans are bad at geography. I went to Carleton and graduated from there this year and I'm getting a job in Newark. I'm not sure where this hostility comes from, we Canadians are quite capable of getting jobs in the States. We're not some magical creatures that ride polar bears to get to work.