If only it had been a train full of honey and honeycomb. Or dried beans. marshmallows? Edamame. Holiday cookies. Wine corks. Cotton balls. Chicken coop bedding.

It truly boggles my mind that our hardware store shelves are lined with Roundup when vinegar, cardboard, and boiling water are arguably both more effective, and a fraction the cost for killing weeds, and beneficial insects are both easier and less expensive than pesticides.

But, hey, capitalism! Hail money!