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UsefulCow5438 t1_jdl0taj wrote

Man with goatee in 2023 murders spouse. 🤣

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i_love_pencils t1_jdm366i wrote

Not all people with goatees murder their wives, die of covid or drive a truck flying a Trump flag.

However, all people that murder their wives, die of covid or drive a truck flying a Trump flag have a goatee.

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Viper67857 t1_jdmozie wrote

No, just most... There are plenty of those in the military where goatees are not allowed (or else they would probably have one, too).

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NerdLawyer55 t1_jdooy6t wrote

Hey I drive a truck and have a goatee but not those other things, and I only keep the goatee cuz a beard won’t grow in 😂

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