Submitted by umberto_pagano t3_ye9v42 in news
gaslacktus t1_itxe02h wrote
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Somewhere on a distant secluded farm, a helicopter lands and two men in dark suits approach a man chopping wood. The man looks up.
"You're needed, Tom."
"I left that life a long time ago. I told you people I'm out."
Deadpussyfuck t1_itxi6xn wrote
"You have many friends that depend on you Tom..."
"They were never my friends!!!"
fuck_the_fuckin_mods t1_itxvlwz wrote
āIām so tired of looking over my shoulder.ā
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chooxy t1_itydiv1 wrote
You're a hard man to find, Tom. But farming... Really? Man of your talents?
Girth_rulez t1_ity3eyo wrote
>"You're needed, Tom."
All right you son of a bitch. I'm in.
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