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UncleYimbo t1_isn9ixt wrote

Reply to comment by Literature-South in In a novel experiment, brain-like human tissue implanted in rat brains influenced the rodents' behavior by le75

Bro, I got the steps right here:

  1. obtain DNA from the remains of Albert Einstein, or Stephen Hawking, or Marie Curie, or whatever smart fucker you please

  2. Clone up some geniuses who get all the best schooling, free ride for life, with today's internet and technology to augment them

  3. Give them a billion dollars each for the trouble of being lab rats but after they are grown and as smart as can be, they agree to let us have a little blob of them good brains.

  4. rinse and repeat a few times until we have super geniuses. We can probably take genius sperm and genius eggs and made super brain babies too

  5. keep going along these routes for awhile and eventually save up tons of the very best brains we got

  6. clone the brains and implant them in every human at birth with a little syringe right in their soft spot

Boom. Humanity is saved. DM me my Nobel Prize.

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PuellaBona t1_isp40pb wrote

No, that's when the super geniuses decide that the universe would be better off without the human race. Boom. Apocalypse.

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UncleYimbo t1_ispg755 wrote

Well, I'm depressed so that'll work for me too

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