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SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixxevk2 wrote
Reply to comment by Trauma-Hunter in Drive-by shooting injures 2 at funeral at Nashville church | AP News by FletchForPresident
Beef between two people and you get shot but beef between two buns and you got a kosher hot dog
UpturnedAXin t1_ixy33pz wrote
These are the kind of jokes that really cut the mustard with me.
No_Personality_8651 t1_ixy4ubs wrote
But do you relish the buns?
UpturnedAXin t1_ixy65t1 wrote
Only when I ketchup with mates.
raevnos t1_ixyary8 wrote
Are your mates a bunch of sour Krauts?
UpturnedAXin t1_ixydph8 wrote
I think you've mis-bacon me for someone else.
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