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thrawn815 t1_j4tfmbi wrote

Reply to comment by thenextamerican in Ousted Disney CEO Bob Chapek will get $20 million exit pay by lumpkin2013

I want to be a failed division 1 football coach

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teecrafty t1_j4tzc6l wrote

Just molest children and you in

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plassteel01 t1_j4u0im3 wrote

I thought that is how Republicans got their congressman

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monogreenforthewin t1_j4wi2q4 wrote

that got stale. Republicans are all in on fugitives from Brazil now.

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Exseatsniffer t1_j4u3h9z wrote

Unless peachy paterno and the penstate powers that be are your bosses, then it's "just carry on" and "could you be more discreet? It'll disturb the season if it comes out!"

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mejok t1_j4urpsd wrote

I want to follow the Jose Mourniho career path. Get a job, get a lot of praise, but after 2-3 years fall out with the boss and get fired with a multi-million payout. Then on the basis of the initial praise, get another job and do the same thing.

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rtb001 t1_j4v45w1 wrote

Mourniho wasn't getting jobs just on the initial praise through. He was successful or better at each stop, winning league titles, UEFA Champions League, Europa league etc.

What you want is Doc Rivers. Luck into one championship when your GM creates one of NBA's earliest superteams for you, then ride the coattails of that one trophy for the next 15 years, blowing one playoff after another (damn near blew a 3-0 lead last year! ), sometimes throw your own players under the bus after those losses, yet never without a job, and somehow makes it onto the NBA's top 15 coaches of all time list, because the American basketball world loves to screw over Rudy T for some reason.

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mejok t1_j4v8dm2 wrote

Yeah true. I was just joking because there was some graphic floating around after he got fired from man united showing his lifetime earnings just from being fired and it was like in the tens of millions. Dude wins something everywhere he goes..well except at Spurs, but they’re…well Spurs.

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Villedo t1_j4xk7gh wrote

Rudy T was dope.

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rtb001 t1_j4xup2j wrote

How he couldn't even make the HoF until 2021 is beyond me.

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Villedo t1_j4xv9oj wrote

Almost like the HOF’s really enjoy trolling as they all like to play the heel role.

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rtb001 t1_j4xw7ap wrote

I think it is only the baseball HoF which pulls that stringent shit. All the other HoFs let mostly anyone of note in, which is why Rudy being snubbed for so long is such a mystery.

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Villedo t1_j4xwivh wrote

I think the Rock & Roll HOF is pretty troll too.

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redditdave2018 t1_j4zz359 wrote

Don't forget trade for your son, give him most playing tine hes ever gotten in his career then sign him to a multi million dollar contract.

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b1droid t1_j4x2ote wrote

The Luke Walton plan, did it in the same state too, talk about efficiency without any of the praise as well

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rtb001 t1_j4v5gum wrote

Actually a moderately successful FBS coach is way way more lucrative. Just look at the money super agent Jimmy Sexton got for James Franklin, Mel Tucker, and Jimbo Fisher! All getting nearly 10 million a year just based on like 1 good year of results.

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patrickclegane t1_j4vf1dl wrote

Worth about the same, Bryan Harsin also got 20 million to go away

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