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Shymink t1_j4uc23c wrote

If it is brown, lie down. If it is black, fight back. If it is white, goodnight.

Holds true.

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Sundancekid9000 t1_j4vrz1y wrote

You can’t run, you can’t wait for back up, sometimes the only way to survive is to attack with restless abandon. It’ll probably fuck you up, but you never know, animals will sometimes give up if the meal isn’t worth the cost of the fight. However if it’s hungry, your most likely fucked, but at least you’ll have died so another living creature can survive. Plus you’ll become bear poop, and being bear poop is so fetch.

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gmo_patrol t1_j4vol52 wrote

Last thing I'd do if a grizzly lurching towards me is lay down. I'd just walk away backwards or climb a tree and cut it if it tries to climb

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jungles_fury t1_j4uqjkb wrote

Pretty lame. Bear spray works on all mammals

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facebookeatsbabies t1_j4uzrk1 wrote

polar bears are uniquely scary

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jungles_fury t1_j4v0jmw wrote

And bear spray still works. Polar bears are the only ones I've ever been around so I can't compare.

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b1gt0nka t1_j4vc789 wrote

lol no it doesn't all the time. At the Suncor gas plant in Alberta a few years back someone was literally trying to spray the bear point blank while it attacked someone and it didn't scare the bear off.

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facebookeatsbabies t1_j4xdnlx wrote

look man all I'm saying is a polar bear would look god in the eye and wonder what he tastes like first and foremost

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