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techlecticwtch t1_ixlm0yh wrote
I love that you sell simple refreshments, but give away something far more curious.
MurseWoods t1_ixlndko wrote
I’d be willing to bet that ol’ Jeremy was one of those man-babies crying about how “girls never go for the nice guys.”
Ugh. Pathetic.
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixlsx1f wrote
Likely as not. He sounded like a real stalker
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixlsy9t wrote
MurseWoods t1_ixlthyb wrote
Those types typically seem to be.
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixlvnb8 wrote
Yeah. Not too big a loss, though I wish it could have happened more peaceful like
MurseWoods t1_ixlwkya wrote
No big loss, indeed. And I understand your desire for things to have… expired transpired more peacefully. Unfortunately, taking the trash out can be a little messier than expected. ;)
Brainfreezeguy t1_ixlx1w8 wrote
Sounds like you dodged not a bullet but a frieght train by killing that guy.
CandiBunnii t1_ixlxmv3 wrote
Tiger can't change its stripes and all that.
Even with the pretty new skin, he wasn't going to be having much luck with romantic advances unless he followed your hygiene advice and got an attitude adjustment.
Pretty people can be just as ugly on the inside, but it does help if they shower.
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixlxw9j wrote
EXPIRED LMAO
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixlxxes wrote
Perhaps. Probably the lady he was after more than me
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixlxz25 wrote
True that. Least then you can't smell the ugliness
CandiBunnii t1_ixly2mo wrote
Eau de Douchebàge
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girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixm1jvv wrote
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_ixm1m4l wrote
Well I guess I could share some more but I'm not gonna make any promises k?
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livvyxo t1_ixn0ydq wrote
I mean as long as your fellow marketeers don't mind... Or find out
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