Submitted by sdgoat t3_117tdch in nottheonion
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bloodmonarch t1_j9dzhgg wrote
Did it work?
malikearnest t1_j9em7k7 wrote
10/10 one of the more interesting stories I've written. Thanks for sharing!
sdgoat OP t1_j9ffb5a wrote
Nice! Why did the police use McDonalds as a lure? What made them think that would work?
rood_sandstorm t1_j9ftnqe wrote
They smelled Marijuana and knew he had the munchies
malikearnest t1_j9h78lf wrote
A negotiation tactic. Most likely assumed he was hungry because he was up there for several hours.
sanjsrik t1_j9dp5rz wrote
Were they trying to kill him faster?