Submitted by Phlegmbrandt t3_10vj9x0 in nottheonion
Paradox_Dolphin t1_j7i54cy wrote
I'd like to thank all of the Ninja Rights activists.
Chard069 t1_j7jbmx8 wrote
Just wail till some USA jurisdiction authorizes silver-plated ninja-stars and throwing-knives to deal with mass uprisings of vampires and werewolves. No mercy for the undead!
Paradox_Dolphin t1_j7jdkjc wrote
But instead it's just that one black mirror episode, where they modify your brain implant to make you think that a certain type of person is a vampire or werewolf, specifically so you'll go out of your way to deliver what you think is justifice, but what is really a mass genocide against a people.
Chard069 t1_j7jooun wrote
Sounds like the pilot for a series on the LIFETIME channel. With estranged lovers who reconnect, sharing an O-Positive blood cocktail, no doubt. 8-)
ImpulseAfterthought t1_j7lbxqb wrote
You never see them, but they're out there.
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