Submitted by Phlegmbrandt t3_10vj9x0 in nottheonion
the_simurgh t1_j7ikgj3 wrote
they were illegal? shit i had like a dozen of them on my wall as decorations when i was staying with a friend years and years ago.
DiggyMcGriz t1_j7it6jb wrote
It's not illegal in the "our detectives are working around the clock to follow the paper trail to find out who is in possession of ninja stars" sense.
It's more like "this is one of those crimes the police can use to arrest you when they want to arrest you for SOMETHING but can't quite make what they want to arrest you for stick." Or if they are charging you with something else and want to tack on a few more bonus charges.
Chard069 t1_j7jce47 wrote
I envisage crooked Indiana cops keeping illegal ninja stars handy, to 'plant' on suspects. Safer than a throw-away firearm, hey?
1573594268 t1_j7n6dkm wrote
Eh, that's a stretch. They have plenty of Marijuana on hand to use already.
Hell, they don't even need to use up their personal stash.
"I smelled it" is all they need to violate the rights of minorities.
Phlegmbrandt OP t1_j7kbqq6 wrote
You better thank your stars you’re grandfathered in.
the_simurgh t1_j7mygfa wrote
i see what you did there lol.
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