Submitted by ctrl_alt_meow t3_112c89p in nottheonion
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LorenaBobbedIt t1_j8jal7o wrote
So they just left it there then?
fondledbydolphins t1_j8jdiso wrote
The forensics team claims this doll contained "enough genetic material to restart the human race"
O1O1O1O1O t1_j8kfpu6 wrote
"anatomically correct child-sized sex doll" Ewww
BedWilling4093 t1_j8kt5yi wrote
Teenage boys you can't stop them . Still probly better than the cock sock
BedWilling4093 t1_j8kt973 wrote
You interested?
PancakeParthenon t1_j8kvsx7 wrote
Yeah, is this like a pedo's sex doll or did they use "child-sized" as a metric? That's a pretty vague sentence.
4Blu t1_j8m12d0 wrote
I sure as hell ain’t picking it up.
[deleted] t1_j8o0fxv wrote
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Enthusiast9 t1_j8o0joh wrote
Better to just burn the place.
JPG-Enigma t1_j8pwymc wrote
'Wait... that was a doll? So I ain't going to jail? Thank god'
AGripInVan t1_j8j9ow4 wrote
Probably the tunk of the town