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Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jahhb5t wrote
bUt wAs iT HUMAN mEaT?!
KuhLealKhaos t1_jahhebt wrote
The real question is if he declared it. Food can be expensive to fly with and there's lots of restrictions for different places.
Also, Freek Posthumus is an unfortunate name
wtfsafrush t1_jahip44 wrote
Why does he have vaginas on his eyes?
surle t1_jahugon wrote
Otherwise known as pink eye
BLACKdrew t1_jai64hw wrote
if you know, you know
PartRadiant1935 t1_jai7092 wrote
Want eyes that are pink? Rub them after you fiddled the stink.
HypnoSmoke t1_jaigk4v wrote
That's his name? He had to have changed it to that..
rednazgo t1_jaihe2k wrote
You take one bite of delicious human meat, and no other meat every satisfies you again
whooo_me t1_jaij0u2 wrote
"Booking for one, or two?
- Two. No... one!
"Got you!"
vBricks t1_jaim1zc wrote
Freek Posthumous. Amazing.
dzhastin t1_jainkk0 wrote
The Dutch have weird names. There’s a famous Dutch scientist named BM Taco Monster.
NinjaElectricMeteor OP t1_jaipept wrote
And a politician named Tiny Cox, as wel as a Banking executive named Dick Kok
JosephGordonLightfoo t1_jais04z wrote
The father of the victim is named Freek Posthumus.
scooter-maniac t1_jait7y4 wrote
We don't want to know his name!
theguineapigssong t1_jaituxs wrote
Maybe he had a rumbly in his tummy that only hands could satisfy
Actaeus86 t1_jaiuhnc wrote
The EU is pretty serious about transporting meat across borders.
rednazgo t1_jaiz5rk wrote
Oooooh, i wanted to eat that lady so bad!
Kimo- t1_jaj25e6 wrote
r/nominativedeterminism
criticalpwnage t1_jaj3m59 wrote
I thought that this couldn’t be real until I looked it up.
thorntron3030 t1_jaj4c37 wrote
Good thing those eyeballs are censors helping obscure his face. Lol
kjlo5 t1_jaj4jzs wrote
I usually travel with random bags of meat in my carry on. Now because if this guy I’M going to look suspicious? Way to ruin it for the rest of us, jeez.
dzhastin t1_jaj4qcd wrote
I wouldn’t lie about something as important as Taco Monster
-DC71- t1_jajcwen wrote
"Listen, I'm not going to eat it on the plane. That'd be weird.
I'll eat it when I've landed and I'm safely in the airport toilet."
Tarkcanis t1_jajdmd1 wrote
Caaaaaarrrrrrl!!!
Universalsupporter t1_jajhbw8 wrote
He’s part of the Meat too movement. The empowerment of cannibals.
loneranger07 t1_jajle9s wrote
We called it... Long Pig!
_ovidius t1_jajs4f8 wrote
Always used to carry a few packets of bacon on flights abroad. Nothing wrong with that.
Verstrata t1_jajth5e wrote
You joke, but my dads friend always take a bucket of fried chicken as his carryon
Tc2cv t1_jajtnfo wrote
Victim was found on Vegastraat (vegetarian street) so the meat couldn't have come from there!
misterpinksaysthings t1_jajv497 wrote
You have a human meat guy, Frank? Really?
jradio t1_jajwqjp wrote
"Ha! I named him that!" - Luther McDonald
Warm_Bunch_4514 t1_jajyjmu wrote
"HEY!!......we got monkey."
seaotter t1_jajyooz wrote
RandomBagsOfMeat would make a great reddit username!
DFWPunk t1_jak0f4j wrote
Your know what I don't get about everyone who gets caught with something?
Maybe they've never flown, but have they never watched TV, or a movie or read a paper or ANYTHING showing how through screening is? If it's in your bag, they'll see it. If there's anything remotely suspicious, they'll search. I got searched because 3 big bags of M&Ms was unusual. They're gonna notice a bag of meat.
Megamoss t1_jak16gs wrote
Nom nom nominative determinism.
MoonManMooner t1_jak1e3t wrote
(Pecks at sandwich)
LaughableIKR t1_jak3puc wrote
Just wanted to say thanks to OP for posting this. I needed some humor today.
PS: At least they caught him.
ParisGreenGretsch t1_jak59fa wrote
>The Dutch have weird names. There’s a famous Dutch scientist named BM Taco Monster.
No there isn't. Please tell me there isn't.
dzhastin t1_jakaln7 wrote
ZachMN t1_jakb1gi wrote
It’s some special stuff.
Retrobetty t1_jaknchs wrote
I literally know people who's done this lobster (I'm from east coast Canada)
Busman123 t1_jakncig wrote
Long pig!
sharksnut t1_jakocwh wrote
KLM has been letting him fly with human meat for years as long as he buys a second ticket
dialectrical t1_jakow0w wrote
No, that’s the name of the victim’s mother’s partner.
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chevymonza t1_jakqkib wrote
Monster Taco BM.
Truckerontherun t1_jakqmps wrote
His bologna has a first name, it's O - S - C - A - R
Johnny_Couger t1_jakqsht wrote
I DECLARE MEAT! I DECLARE MEAT!
tofutti_kleineinein t1_jakr3jh wrote
Freek Posthumus is the name of a person associated with this case. 😳
taizzle71 t1_jakvbof wrote
In the 90s my grandma froze some beef and packed literal pounds of it into my bags and told me to take it home. I didn't think twice and when I landed the beef had melted and fucking blood is dripping all over the place. Like I'm painting the floor red as I drag it. I duno how no one stopped me but that shit won't pass anymore.
sigmatrophic t1_jakwf0r wrote
I was in India and I smelled burning bodies... I would not say that it's not a good smell and something deep inside me said that something was very wrong with that smell
darkMOM4 t1_jal0i52 wrote
Let's not meat.
darkMOM4 t1_jal0lr6 wrote
A vulture tried to take road kill on a plane, but he was told sorry, no carrion.
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the-Replenisher1984 t1_jal4ob6 wrote
guaranteed taken 💯. too bad cause now I want to cange mine lol.
ChaoticRoar t1_jal7gn9 wrote
Most sane Dutchman:
moepsenstreusel t1_jalbd2u wrote
Football manager Martin Jol has two brothers: Dick and Cock.
SarcoZQ t1_jalbk23 wrote
And eyedoctor I.C. Notting.
NinjaElectricMeteor OP t1_jalbmwl wrote
Brazilian actually
ChaoticRoar t1_jalclnu wrote
Aw 🫥 I like Brazilians, they’re always happy folk
AcanthaceaeJolly4741 t1_jaliruw wrote
That's hot
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RSLunarCanidae t1_jalrxlz wrote
Getting Fallout 3/4 vibes with the super mutant container name memories now lol
Sonof8Bits t1_jalureb wrote
*that only Hans could satisfy
throwdroptwo t1_jalw2go wrote
There are no guns allowed in amsterdam so how was there a murder ?
PetePensieve t1_jam0jk5 wrote
Still better than plane food.
gregorydgraham t1_jam0sei wrote
You’re right, there isn’t. He’s actually Taco B. M. Monster.
Brener69 t1_jam8o1q wrote
Why did they blur out his eyes? Like that makes a difference in being able to recognize this douche nozzle
LilG1984 t1_jamcgfk wrote
"hold my beers & liver" Hannibal Lecter
seaotter t1_jamgzo7 wrote
LogicalHeart6094 t1_jamj6e9 wrote
GogglesPisano t1_jamj8ve wrote
Provided you don't also bring pancakes.
Kurbitsims t1_janysrm wrote
Well, if you have seen Border Security: Australia, you know that people bring all kinds of food in their luggage, like there is no food in the country they’re visiting 😅
Turbulent_Aioli854 t1_jb1tuqf wrote
Something like this happens in the movie Event Horizon.
BanatAt500k t1_jb2444h wrote
His mugshot looks like a tno portrait
GogglesPisano t1_jahg3jv wrote
Nothing to see here, just carrying a bag of meat onto an airplane, as you do.