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FloridaSon813 t1_jahsd7g wrote
When you need a little “Woooooo” in the bed.
Illithilitch t1_jahse26 wrote
Woooooooo!
Justme100001 t1_jahvvlp wrote
What a title, so much to unpack here...
shogi_x t1_jahwfhc wrote
Just imagine lighting up with Mike Tyson, Rick Ross, Charlie Sheen, and Ric Flair to talk about boner pills.
Biteysdad2 t1_jahwiho wrote
He's already shilling ED products. It plays 1 to 2 times a commercial break on my local sports talk radio station. Can't hit that mute button quick enough.
GrandmaPoses t1_jahwj9i wrote
"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man. The man, in the latter half of my statement, being erectile dysfunction."
moviestim t1_jahxjs6 wrote
From Nature Boy to Nature Man
GhostalMedia t1_jahxzv0 wrote
40 year olds instead watched a lot of Ric Flair and played a ton of punch out.
CheerioJack t1_jahynnh wrote
Ric Flair and Mike Ryson together? Now thats gotta be a killer interview.
RPDRNick t1_jahzbpp wrote
Pric Flair.
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CosmicGhostHound t1_jai21ls wrote
Can't think of Ric Flair the same after learning about the Plane Ride From Hell.
SXOSXO t1_jai5692 wrote
Woo!
RKPgh t1_jai68d7 wrote
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
RudeRepair5616 t1_jai70m5 wrote
Boner Bong Ⓡ
thugdout t1_jai8de9 wrote
rofopp t1_jai8hf0 wrote
This seems like word salad generated by ShatGPT
WamBlamLufba OP t1_jai93bm wrote
I need WOOOOOOOOOD!
CosmicGhostHound t1_jai9fae wrote
Flair got nude and cornered a stewardess with his privates out until Goldust told him to stop.
Professional-Head83 t1_jai9wcj wrote
"I'm so hard!!!! Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
Voidbearer2kn17 t1_jaidhek wrote
Advertising that writes itself.
Content_Forever_1177 t1_jaif2qr wrote
This is what I come to this subreddit for
DisgruntledDiggit t1_jaifjlq wrote
Weed FOR ED?
Does nobody else get THC induced ED? I call it trading wood for weed.
DamnBunny t1_jaiirhp wrote
r/UpliftingNews
Greatlarrybird33 t1_jain74g wrote
This feels like a chatgpt output.
NickNash1985 t1_jaioaua wrote
New York's hottest club is This Headline.
This place has everything.
Young__stoner_life t1_jaiq6uo wrote
Dick flair
throwawayyourfun t1_jaiqbkh wrote
Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Rich1926 t1_jair26o wrote
Space Mountain is back in business Bay Bay
PetoPerceptum t1_jaiv8kp wrote
These Catan expansions are getting out of hand.
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doublebubbler2120 t1_jaiwqxl wrote
Boomers get information from the strangest sources.
frealfr t1_jaj4a6a wrote
Two big ol dummies join forces.
bigchuckdeezy t1_jaj64b5 wrote
Had some of Mike Tyson’s ear shaped edibles, absolutely awful
DFWPunk t1_jaj6z7c wrote
In all seriousness, Ric needs to go away. It's not only embarrassing, he's a shitty human being.
MasterDoctorWizard t1_jaj72vh wrote
Isn't Mike Tyson a rapist?
DFWPunk t1_jaj78nc wrote
No thanks.
cleopete t1_jaj8am4 wrote
Fifty-six, and I have no idea who Ric Flair is, or who the cynical White investors who really own Mike Tyson's weed business are.
CO_PC_Parts t1_jajbkqy wrote
A lot of wrestlers were jealous of Lesnars quick accession in the company. Hennig did not like Lesnar and talked shit about his amateur wrestling accolades, which to me is fucking stupid, he only wrestled at D1 for 2 years and finished 2nd one year and won the national championship the next year.
sealmeal21 t1_jajc3sf wrote
I don't see this as oniony at all.
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guppy2019 t1_jajd2q0 wrote
Wooooo!!! Erections
SnarfbObo t1_jajh2v9 wrote
I don't have problems but a smoke does give me the urge if its been a bit
Anarchistcowboy420 t1_jajjkox wrote
You don't know the Nature Boy Ric Flair? WOOOOOOOOO!
Ray_Pingeau t1_jajkq46 wrote
It’s flairs wife’s turn to go “WHOOOOO!”
Kbdiggity t1_jajlpwl wrote
My only interactions with Ric were way back when i was a valet working to pay for college. He loves alcohol and is a great tipper.
BeanpoleOne t1_jajlr82 wrote
As I read this my eyebrows went up then my eyes squinted then my brain fell out
FaithlessnessHead354 t1_jajlt8q wrote
If someone is going to have ED, I feel like he would be it!
Plus_Opportunity_503 t1_jajo600 wrote
On my phone this appeared as "Ric Flair to be the face of cannab..." and I was totally hoping that when I clicked it would finish as "cannibalism".
MDF87 t1_jajosfy wrote
WOOO!
dbeman t1_jajrxa6 wrote
Whoooooo! The pleasure was all yours!
Far_General t1_jajv0qo wrote
Space mountain is closed for renovations until I can get my cock hard WOOOOOO
Alltheweed t1_jajvhog wrote
Will this help my bombaclat johnson not working?
No, but it'll make you forget your bombaclat Johnson not working. Blaze 2 get at me in the morning, peace.
[deleted] t1_jajvtmc wrote
Wooo!
cycoivan t1_jajxtqi wrote
Makes sense, he is the 60 minute man after all
Aun_El_Zen t1_jajzkii wrote
Side effects may include loss of scalp and penis
metropoliskoala t1_jak1cre wrote
"You can assault so many flight attendants with these babies."
Poguemohon t1_jak7ta1 wrote
At least half that crowd is familiar with tiger blood.
NicklesBe t1_jakbhe5 wrote
That sure was a sentence I just read.
0ver9000Chainz t1_jakdbpy wrote
WOOO!
DeaDGoDXIV t1_jakoomo wrote
Terrible flavour, bad texture, weak? Some combination of the three? Not gonna lie, I would try those if they were in my local shop,but if they aren't worth it I'd rather know beforehand.
bigchuckdeezy t1_jakqpxc wrote
All of the above and some of them had melted in the packaging despite being delivered in a bag with an ice pack
DeaDGoDXIV t1_jakqtf7 wrote
Well that sounds disappointing, thanks for the info
m0atzart t1_jaksgem wrote
Woo.
burnshimself t1_jakv8u5 wrote
Yea honestly this sounds like a male-oriented version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop. Have a problem? Hair loss? Dick don’t work? Can’t sleep? Fix it by smoking our weed! Probably a lot of bullshit
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tryanewmonicker t1_jakyuhn wrote
Just imagine lighting up with them and everyone having boners.
Dranj t1_jal3yqz wrote
"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man. But sometimes when you've beaten the man a few times too many, he has trouble getting back on his feet. And you can't take a lovely lady on a trip to Space Mountain if the man is still laid out in the ring, can you? WOOOO! Mike Tyson's cannabis products! For when you need a little help getting back that kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun! WOOOO!"
Doctor_Channard t1_jal6gfg wrote
I hope it has Dan Cortese
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PMA1898 t1_jalfzch wrote
r/brandnewsentence
drinkalondraughtdown t1_jalmypn wrote
Nice pfp
Arkhampatient t1_jalolh4 wrote
Dusty Rhodes died too soon. This would have been a perfect opportunity to revise his “Hard Times” promo
Random_Average__Guy t1_jalrve1 wrote
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Mrsparkles7100 t1_jalu558 wrote
Just don’t call it the Flair Flop
YuanBaoTW t1_jalxntd wrote
Did you mean goatse?
YuanBaoTW t1_jalxp8p wrote
That's Mike's upcoming bath salts venture.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jam11vm wrote
I've got far too much for one man. Would you like to buy some?
DeepCommunication110 t1_jam55wj wrote
Wooo!
Darkality24 t1_jamib7v wrote
I tried Tyson's edibles. They tasted like crap, they weren't very potent, but they were shaped like ears with a bite taken out, so 100/10 for the presentation.
CosmicGhostHound t1_jamz8le wrote
TBH I kinda being upset that you're busting your ass for years working for WWE travelling and doing multiple shows a week in different cities and missing time with your family. Then a kid comes out of nowhere and is given ALL the spotlight over the people who've been busting their asses for years. Same reason people were upset over Taker giving up the streak to a part-timer in Lesnar instead of using it to build up a younger star who could have used that build-up more.
Lesnar's performance ability IS another level than some mid-tier wrestler. (even moreso back then) But still....I get the resentment.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jahqsrf wrote
This reads like a Mad Libs for 50-year-old stoners.