Submitted by jackythevillen t3_11i6od8 in nottheonion
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Calamitous_Stars t1_jaxrbi8 wrote
I mean, look at the link..?
thesweeterpeter t1_jaxuw5k wrote
>Wedding planner Georgie Mitchell visited a podcast called ‘Unfiltered Bride,’ and as she was chatting with co-presenter Beth Smith, she recalled a story told by a wedding make-up artist Jenny, whom she used to work with.
>Mitchell told Smith how the bride had gone to the restroom, only to be greeted by the shocker of her life!
>Smith’s first guess was that the groom was caught cheating, but that was not the case
It sounds like the reporter listened to a podcast, and this isn't the podcast guests first hand account - it's a recollection from a makeup artist they used to know.
This is like 4 degrees away from the reader of the article. The reporter is going out of their way to distance themselves from accountability to verify the sourcing here.
I read it, I read it like three times because I couldn't believe someone would have the gal to publish something so incredibly flimsy
Calamitous_Stars t1_jaxv60s wrote
It's because you'll read it that they'll keep on publishing it..
Kinda what that hate-media is about.. it serves no purpose other than capitalizing on attention
WhiskeyNicks t1_jaye8fz wrote
Someone I used to know.
WhiskeyNicks t1_jaydz86 wrote
I swear it was my friend, can i get some sympathetic bullshit as I include myself in other people's crap?
WhiskeyNicks t1_jdgbq5d wrote
-FOX
davidkali t1_jbaj1s3 wrote
How else do you say homeschool sex?
baddfingerz1968 t1_jaxhmw0 wrote
I agree with your first statement, but honestly in this day and age little surprises or shocks me anymore.
Cyanopicacooki t1_jawlxop wrote
His name better not be Robin.
vladitocomplaino t1_jax1vmo wrote
It's Little Britain, but for realz
Bayoffun t1_jax5dbi wrote
Computa says no
BurstSausage t1_jaxravm wrote
Want bitty.
jointheredditarmy t1_jaxnw8m wrote
I thought it was one of these Indian arranged marriages where the groom was 2. But it was so much worse
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jax1y6i wrote
Man, that sucks.
>!I'll see myself out.!<
Rosebunse t1_jaxacy5 wrote
I don't want this imagine in my head!
OldlMerrilee t1_jaxbuhd wrote
EWWWWWWW!
Proper_Budget_2790 t1_jay0zj1 wrote
Was his last name Wolowitz?
baddfingerz1968 t1_jaxhbpq wrote
Now that's a white wedding.
Proper_Budget_2790 t1_jay1sqb wrote
Maybe, in this verse, Homelander is just a weird guy?
vladitocomplaino t1_jay2qgt wrote
Well, shit, now I'm gonna have to go binge watch, political-correctness be damned
Chard069 t1_jazmhhn wrote
I skipped the article and considered what circumstance would shock most: the fellow is caught nursing from his a) mature daughter; 2) sister; 3) cousin; 4) mother; 5) grandma; 6) aunt; 7) fat uncle. Or from 8) an unrelated hireling. Human, not just a milk goat.
Shot_Profession2166 t1_jawm86d wrote
Bridge probably had big titties
pyrocidal t1_jayxmkh wrote
I love bridges with big titties
Luckcrisis t1_jaxn364 wrote
He must have he'll of an immune system at this point. Wait, vomit in my mouth. Can't go forward with anymore jokes...
thesweeterpeter t1_jawugjg wrote
I'm sorry I just can't believe this. The article is sourced like a "cousin of a friend of a friend of mine".
This is just too far beyond the pale.