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shahooster t1_jczcln1 wrote

Reply to comment by my__name__is in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02

Same as the CEO personality too.

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redsterXVI t1_jd09eqa wrote

Consistency is important for a brand

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ultrapoo t1_jd0ghxv wrote

I believe the consistency tells you what type shit it is. Elon Musk is the sputtery-splattery type of diarrhea.

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Welpe t1_jd20afl wrote

Hey, I don’t have a colon and thus only experience diarrhea. He is worse than just diarrhea. He is diarrhea after you order Thai with friends and you feel an irrational social pressure so you stupidly order it “Thai hot” while forgetting important facts like “You have hemorrhoids that are not healed at all and are starting to look bad enough you should really go to the doctor” and also “You are White”. If physically possible, you are also menstruating.

It’s not just a shitty experience, it’s an experience that turns the devout into atheists as you struggle to reconcile the existence of a loving God and the misery you have just endured.

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