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series_hybrid t1_jd9vr5f wrote

Teetering on the brink of nuclear war with over 100,000 Ukrainians dead, Parts of Africa suffering from drought and a slow death for hundreds of thousands by starvation, Earthquake in Turkiye that has killed 45,000 and left many times that with no home, work, or food...

Yeah, if God was ever going to perform a miracle these days, I'm sure re-growing someone's toe is right up there at the top of the list.

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ShadowDragon8685 t1_jdah5n9 wrote

A miracle, a true miracle these days? Would look like every nuclear weapon on Earth being teleported up Vladimir Putin's ass.

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huzernayme t1_jdaygoz wrote

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold..a toe"

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series_hybrid t1_jdb0g42 wrote

...and the number of the toes were 10, yea verily the number of toes was not 11, neither were there 9. And the toe spoke unto them, saying...I bring a message and he who has ears, let him hear. And yet I shall not speak unto the children of the coffee table legs, for they have evil in their hearts. For their souls contain darkness, and there is no light in them...

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painthawg_goose t1_jdawsqr wrote

Pat Robinson would like a word with you about the gays and resulting large scale disasters.

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