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Reply to comment by huzernayme in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
...and the number of the toes were 10, yea verily the number of toes was not 11, neither were there 9. And the toe spoke unto them, saying...I bring a message and he who has ears, let him hear. And yet I shall not speak unto the children of the coffee table legs, for they have evil in their hearts. For their souls contain darkness, and there is no light in them...
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