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Antiquemooses t1_jdlfrk3 wrote

people really underestimate the value of having utilities included in your rent

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mrbrendanblack t1_jdlg994 wrote

So his testicles died but he’s okay? Weird headline.

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BaldPaii t1_jdlh5ix wrote

I wonder what the actual cause of death was? It seems to me that just the dragging of the guy around by his balls was the actual cause of death.

"He added that during the disagreement, Ossai grabbed the private part of the deceased and dragged him with it."

"The landlord fell to the ground unconscious and was rushed to the Ota General Hospital where the doctor on duty pronounced him dead."

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rood_sandstorm t1_jdlhsup wrote

Looks like she found her calling, some people pay for that stuff

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brookedits t1_jdlkw9q wrote

Testicular torsion can be so painful that it can lead to death, but man, I never knew it was possible.

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sinncab6 t1_jdlluy6 wrote

And I thought my wife busted my balls over the electric bill

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bmccooley t1_jdllxxx wrote

That's the worst written article I have ever read. I have no idea what happened.

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YuanBaoTW t1_jdlmpnc wrote

This highlights the stark difference between real life and porn. In porn, the electricity bill situation gets resolved in a totally different way.

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AurumArgenteus t1_jdm7396 wrote

Replying to bmccooley (#2,350,059)

They disagree, it took almost no time to research, write, or edit. And yet, the headline got you to click on it, them a page view, and possibly even some advertising revenue.

Can you imagine a better ROI article than that?

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SevroAuShitTalker t1_jdmgdjc wrote

"What are you in for? I killed my husband with kitchen shears"

"I shot a man who catcalled me"

"I squeezed my landlords nuts til he died"

everyone else takes a step back

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SilasX t1_jdmgmpr wrote

No no no, she didn't squeeze his testicles, she had her karate instructor mentor figure do it/Cobra Kai

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Zorothegallade t1_jdmke3a wrote

Other souls must be asking that guy: "How did you die?"
"Deez"

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matsu727 t1_jdmsdxn wrote

Damn that is an absolutely frightening way to die. I had no idea nut trauma could be fatal. 😳

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colborne t1_jdn6twr wrote

Gonna be the next TikTok trend ........

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SPITFIYAH t1_jdna19a wrote

One for me, one for her I guess. Good grab.

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Thialase t1_jdnelir wrote

now the dumb idiot doesn't have to worry about the electricity bill.
She'll be going to prison =)

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tangcameo t1_jdnre80 wrote

I’m so glad I’m not a caretaker anymore. 🏀 🏀

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bookcreative t1_jdo4lds wrote

Well, that’s not a move we were taught in Army bootcamp, but it would probably kill me that’s for sure.

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Visitant45 t1_jdpaid2 wrote

If someone ever grabs your balls put your thumbs in their eyes. Trade balls for balls.

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gio_pio t1_jdpgw1q wrote

This should be cross posted to r/notmyonions

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Tfaonc t1_jdpl0er wrote

Was that written by a child? "The police boss"? Seriously?

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mr-louzhu t1_jdpmcdk wrote

Replying to BaldPaii (#2,349,673)

Believe it or not it’s possible for someone to die of shock, and sudden pain to the testicles can induce said shock. Men have literally died from being kicked in the nuts.

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Professional_Fox4467 t1_jds4wca wrote

Replying to ShrekJohnson27 (#2,375,394)

I'm not putting much faith in people who instead of waiting for the actual cause of death loudly declare his "balls were squeezed to death". I have severely blasted my own before and about puked a few times. The article clearly shows they are not the sharpest tool either

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BozoidBob t1_je0dszw wrote

Now I finally understand all the concern about drag queens!

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