Submitted by mechsuit-jalapeno t3_122uzib in nottheonion
shahooster t1_jds10rj wrote
Have they tried CPR.
charface1 t1_jds2d9g wrote
Constant Prayer Requests
davewave3283 t1_jduttok wrote
Church Payment Requirements
charface1 t1_jdv320o wrote
This is probably way more accurate than mine was.
davewave3283 t1_jdvb5gk wrote
Both are equally applicable
[deleted] t1_jdujtse wrote
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