Submitted by mutantbabysnort t3_xwiuxe in nottheonion
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GenericMemeLord t1_ir6omn3 wrote
But alas, it was not a deer, but a vengeful druid.
Riptide360 t1_ir6ou4w wrote
What was the make of the vehicle? EV or ICE?
FatDesdemona t1_ir6q3rm wrote
This definitely happened in at least one episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Mauzersmash0815 t1_ir6scv5 wrote
Just hit a deer 2 weeks ago doing 100km/h. Very glad i didn't hit it straight on
unicorn-semen t1_ir6tw8h wrote
That'll buff right out.
magicmeatwagon t1_ir6uk2t wrote
Now THAT’S how you barbecue!
timojenbin t1_ir6wos9 wrote
ICE, from the pic.
ThouKnave t1_ir6x3a6 wrote
How else was it going to cast a fire spell on the enemy, after stunning them with a ramming attack?
Welcome_A_I_Overlord t1_ir6x8nx wrote
Or Guy Fierri… smoked venison in flavor country
Dirty_Entendre t1_ir6yozd wrote
Don't fuck with Ukrainian deer. They just don't give a shit what you think is supposed to happen.
RPDRNick t1_ir6zsf5 wrote
Walker told me I have AIDS.
FatDesdemona t1_ir70hrp wrote
😆
That one was actually on TV yesterday.
TheSchlaf t1_ir70oku wrote
Probably a Kia.
DamnBunny t1_ir716t4 wrote
This here! Is why I come to this sub.
fuzzybat23 t1_ir78koa wrote
In true Holiwoo fashion.
GoarSpewerofSecrets t1_ir794x0 wrote
Pinto Burns!
bigbangbilly t1_ir7cpq5 wrote
Probably taste like gasoline which incidentally can be used as a solvent to extract cocaine
TroutComplex t1_ir7jiu1 wrote
Does the pope live in the woods? Do Pintos explode?
peensteen t1_ir7qwuq wrote
First thing I thought of were those damn chickens.
peensteen t1_ir7qz1x wrote
gisco_tn t1_ir7rx4k wrote
I didn't know deer could run that fast!
Forever_Overthinking t1_ir7s097 wrote
Suddenly electric cars seem a lot more appealing.
8MinuteAbs t1_ir84z9j wrote
OP needs to post this on r/fuckcars.
amplikong t1_ir889w4 wrote
For real, I watched too many movies like his growing up, and now part of me is always waiting for something to explode.
sujaysukumar t1_ir8ag3g wrote
Deer Today, Gone Tomorrow
joaosturza t1_ir8mqga wrote
cast heat metal upon ye tesla batteries
redditsux4me t1_ir8nz39 wrote
BAMBI-QUE! ♨️♨️🥩🥩
Chompchompers t1_ir8pwai wrote
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, because it doesn't say what model the car is and electric cars have been known for their spontaneous self-combustion capabilities.
shoonseiki1 t1_ir99yp8 wrote
Guess Michael Bay movies are more realistic than we thought.
mutantbabysnort OP t1_ir9atzb wrote
mutantbabysnort OP t1_ir9av0m wrote
IEDeer?
The360MlgNoscoper t1_ir9bmya wrote
Every car is a Pinto
jjw21330 t1_irbxr4r wrote
Or if the flames burst into deer
paganisrock t1_irc1qve wrote
Only if the driver reversed into the deer.
AGDude t1_ircsuvs wrote
It's dead.
Remorseful_User t1_ireg60z wrote
Well... that bucks the trend.
Standgeblasen t1_isi8rki wrote
Australians say “trow anudder shrimp on da barbie”
Minnesotans say, “ya gotta preheatcha grill ta 65mph an’ den juss aim forda head.”
35Lcrowww t1_ir6oe59 wrote
As reported by Michael Bay