Submitted by morenewsat11 t3_yd3tb3 in nottheonion
peensteen t1_itrcg71 wrote
This reminds me of how the Puritans and so-called "Pilgrims" at Plymouth stank so bad, that the First Americans that met them kept trying to convince them to bathe. The Mayflower idiots thought that all you had to to was change your underwear. Actually taking your clothes off, and submerging your body was sinful. Ew.
Next time some fool brags that their family arrived with the Mayflower, remind them that those people were zealots who got thrown out of Europe, and only survived by the charity of First Nations, who were apparently more Christ-like than the Puritans.
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