Submitted by catchpen t3_yicnxm in nottheonion
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ThatWasMyExit t1_iuhzq66 wrote
Seems reasonable.
restore_democracy t1_iui06kc wrote
Can’t blame her.
TheBluestMan t1_iui0gn1 wrote
You know what I don't condone her actions, but I understand it.
junction182736 t1_iui4f55 wrote
I mean...do you blame her?
DrugsArentAlwaysBad t1_iui8j1f wrote
I knew exactly what happened just by seeing the girls face and reading the first word of the title
jjnefx t1_iuic0rc wrote
No jury in the world would convict you
fuzzybat23 t1_iuif9ru wrote
A bb gun is hardly a deadly weapon. Unless it's one of those German made ones. Those things are lethal.
sterfri99 t1_iuirink wrote
Well that’s different
mailboxfacehugs t1_iuis762 wrote
$6000 bond for marijuana possession.
The system is broken
Flowerinthevalley t1_iuit3r3 wrote
an Edgar with an Edgar cut. Yep, RGV
FTR_1077 t1_iuithhp wrote
Puro 956 cuh!
According-Classic658 t1_iuiui4y wrote
I feel ya
obsertaries t1_iuiukcy wrote
At times like this we’re just looking through a tiny pinhole into an entire world of domestic problems.
Rude_Dragonfruit154 t1_iuiv1hf wrote
Oh she should have had a real gun and shot him dead. Then he couldn't talk about it. And she couldve said anything. /s
God in Texas marijuana is still illegal. What a great state to live in. NOT.
DankPhotoShopMemes t1_iuiw8wl wrote
Hmm which dollar store?
gheiminfantry t1_iuj3otm wrote
You'll put your eye out.
____cire4____ t1_iujajw0 wrote
Hmm...I'll allow it.
Flowerinthevalley t1_iujc8ih wrote
chocobrobobo t1_iujljqb wrote
35,000 for pointing a BB gun at your lover in a parking lot. I mean shit, state getting that much money, I expect to have a cop sitting in my bushes waiting for me to point a squirt gun at my kids.
We all know it's not lethal, but really, the suggestion of a threat of using a weapon in a public environment? You owe the state 5K son.
N01_Special t1_iujok0k wrote
We need the update, did you end up going????
peensteen t1_iujuv13 wrote
I wanted to stab a friend of mine who once brought Dollar Tree steaks to a cookout, cheap bastard. I spent almost $200 on brisket, everyone else splurged on craft beer, and this motherfucker had the unmitigated gall to bust out fucking $1 ribeyes.
peensteen t1_iujw2gr wrote
We make them in the US as well. They are legal for deer in a lot of states. I bought one at Walmart years ago. It was only $100, and shoots pellets at 1200 FPS. I don't use it for hunting, though.
Blackraider700 t1_iujyyqp wrote
no quema cuh
killaho69 t1_iuk0n89 wrote
Bond money gets refunded. That's why a bail bondsman will bail you out for 10%. Your bond is $30k, so you give them 3k, they front the 30k. They get the 30k, and keep your 3k.
Sure, you're out 3k, but you didn't have to put up 30k either.
chocobrobobo t1_iuk23mn wrote
-_- up to this moment I didn't understand how bails work, nor bail bonds. Thanks for the response. Yeah, putting a 30k bond on someone in this situation is surely going to cost them more money than will be comfortable for them, even if it's just the 3k to a bondsman. Guess the government doesn't make any money on bail, at least in theory. Unless people don't show. In which case, bummer for that loved one that paid, or for the bondsman.
killaho69 t1_iuk2e2l wrote
Lol yeah if I got a 30k bond, there would be no loved ones bailing me out. I’d have to direct the bail bondsman to my own savings account or credit card.
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