Fucking corporate media. Does Utah not have any actual issues? I know that's not true.

there’s no such thing as Utah

That's the Oniony thing about this article!

Places to visit;

Australia

Belize

Provo, Utah

Worth noting that this list was published from The Shane Co.

That's right. Your friend in the diamond business.

A slowly drying salt lake that’s going to spit out old arsenic deposits and make us all sick.

Also the ancient dragon slumbering at the bottom of the lake is probably an issue as well if the sun wakes it up.

On the corner of state st and 7200south? Weekdays till 8, Saturday till 5, closed Sunday. Online at shaneco.com. I fucking hate myself lol

Does this take the Magic Underwear into account though?

Ancient dragon probably ranks at the bottom of Utah’s very long list of issues. Honestly it might even be an improvement. Might bring in some tourism dollars.

Provo Spain?

That's why you need the magic underwear... Flame resistant.

Mormons playing 4d chess.

You've already been there?

What strategic value, if any, would be gained from the destruction of a couple of cities in one US state when compared to many more deserving targets around the world? 🤨🤔

I started saying that in my head just before reading your comment.

I haven't listened to commercial radio in almost a decade now. Is that still playing?

Well, there's that meth epidemic among Mormon moms in Utah valley trying to be the perfect Stepford Wives. But I'm sure that is a self solving problem.

Two universities with labs that can create weapon grade fissile material, a chemical weapons disposal facility nearby, airfield that services all the f-18 jets, experimental weapons and hardware testing facility.

I haven't yet read the article, BTW. These are just the reasons I know of that we'd be a first strike target during nuclear war.

.......... have my plans been leaked?

the article does say that SLC is one of the best places to survive a zombie apocalypse. so you win some you lose some i guess

Well if you don't have anyone to do the dragon shout you're screwed.

British here we just use knights, swords & lances. Only problem is rescuing princesses from the dragons

Honestly I don’t know. I don’t really listen to the radio but when I was younger and my parents had the radio on in the car it seemed like it played every commercial break