Submitted by VORTXS t3_yk4435 in nottheonion
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Bumm_by_Design t1_iurqpas wrote
Now this is onion worthy! Finally...
TricksterWolf t1_iuryv1e wrote
Unfortunately, they quickly discovered this did not render them immune to bullets.
mixmatch314 t1_iuvns5q wrote
>Now this is onion worthy!
No, this is a real news story.
Hazzamo t1_iuvynpr wrote
To be honest, I’d love to see the Mexican SWAT teams all be luchadors, scare the absolute shit out of the cartels
Melodic_Mulberry t1_iwgracz wrote
So am I supposed to surrender because some guy in a Spiderman costume says he’s police and points a gun at me? Because that’s opening the door for a lot of new robbery tactics.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iur6kts wrote
I can see how this might seem silly, but, if I can get an edge by having someone hesitate to shoot me because they don't want to be the person who kills Spider-Man, I'm taking it.
In Mexico of course, I'd go with a golden wrestler, but, this is Peru and I figure that is now part of the MCU -- which is relentless.
Thank K.E.V.E.N.