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FriesWithThat t1_iv4t5l1 wrote

>“This victim told us that this suspect drugged him and then carried him into her car up to the lodge where she stripped and robbed him. He claims his three million Shillings was stolen, ATM cards pin codes were cracked and they withdrew 10 million Shillings,” Enanga explained.

13 million Ugandan shillings is about $3400. Not only does this women have alluring nipples but she apparently is very strong.

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brokefixfux t1_iv4tdcl wrote

So there’s another “Hangover” sequel coming out?

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Muhabba t1_iv4vagy wrote

I would like to be robbed, please.

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ExaBrain t1_iv4vo8w wrote

This was an episode of CSI with Krista Allen as the escort with sedative laced nipples.

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Kamwind t1_iv4wfxq wrote

And that is the picture they decided to use for the story?

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smith_716 t1_iv4wpcp wrote

Replying to ExaBrain (#448,684)

Yeah but in that episode she also drugged herself, just slower, because her nipples absorbed the drugs.

So I find this kind of hard to believe unless they had some kind of skin barrier between the drug and the skin otherwise the same thing would happen.

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Internal_Poem_3324 t1_iv4wz7d wrote

Sounds like they know who she is; so it's likely to go tits up for her.

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Miami_Beach_Man t1_iv4z26y wrote

There's also gorgeous women that lace their vaginas with chloroform and hang out in luxury clubs in Monaco/Dubai/Las Vegas etc to attract rich guys. When the guys go down on them they get knocked dout and robbed silly.

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Vontuk t1_iv4zwzo wrote

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me a third time cause it's still a titty..

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Taractis t1_iv50jy6 wrote

Now this is a next level grift.

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-1KingKRool- t1_iv50o0b wrote

Replying to Miami_Beach_Man (#448,784)

Sounds dubious at best.

Chloroform is slow-acting, and it would take at least a few minutes of breathing it to have it meaningfully affect a person.

Couple this with ingestion and absorption producing similar effects to inhalation, with the labia and vagina both falling more into the mucus membrane territory (read, absorbs faster than just skin) and they’d be knocking themselves out first.

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generaljimdave t1_iv51kqq wrote

This is how you learn the teaches of Peaches.

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down_a_golden_road t1_iv529b5 wrote

Replying to smith_716 (#448,719)

It's like that scene in Batman & Robin where Robin kisses Poison Ivy and she's like :O omg bro you aren't gonna pass out? And he rips off his lips and goes like HAH, plastic lips!

Maybe she does something similar, like HAH, plastic nips!

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cenzala t1_iv52a3a wrote

Switch the genders and suddenly it doesn't fit the sub

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S-Vagus t1_iv52ztw wrote

Or just a performance prostitute that learned the Vagus Martial Arts of Ego!

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ajver19 t1_iv54630 wrote

Replying to FriesWithThat (#448,608)

I mean a fireman's carry is all about a way to carry heavy weight that you normally wouldn't be able to.

Walking with someone on your shoulders isn't the same as holding them like you just got married.

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-maffu- t1_iv55s9i wrote

I got robbed by her five times last week.

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Trumpswells t1_iv59cst wrote

Is it one ‘woman’? Or a Ugandan women practice?

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NabreLabre t1_iv5bkyl wrote

Don't mind me just clicked for the picture

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ChetManly91 t1_iv5dsvz wrote

She’ll be dropping an album in no time

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LilG1984 t1_iv5f4vt wrote

So her milkshakes brings all the boys to yard, then they get robbed...

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MiSsiLeR81 t1_iv5gj6h wrote

gotta admit, some humans are at the peak of creativity and that original moves.

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Timbo_007 t1_iv5kha9 wrote

Not new, common practice in many places of the world

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ph30nix01 t1_iv5l035 wrote

Always use a baby wipe before fornication 😆

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raddaya t1_iv5o32w wrote

> A female Superintendent of Police -SP who was recording the Lieutenant’s statement could not hold her laughter at the story. “So, you have also fallen victim to her spiking breasts? I knew you would tell me funny stories yet I know the woman you are talking about. You are not the first to be robbed by this woman. But what’s unique about her breasts, why are you men falling into her tricks,” the officer teased her army colleague.

Imagine being date raped and then the police Superintendent laughs at you. Shame on her.

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smith_716 t1_iv5ohpu wrote

Replying to aKnightWh0SaysNi (#449,430)

No, but it's a good example.

I also know skin absorbs things. That's why they make transdermal medications. Like nicotine or lidocaine patches, or what has helped me the most: Voltaren.

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HallOfGlory1 t1_iv5r4xy wrote

Replying to raddaya (#449,908)

They weren't raped. They were robbed. Yes she shouldn't laugh, but this is also Uganda. They're pretty high on the list for child marriages and such. I'm surprised they even took their statements. Though I suppose it was because he was a lieutenant.

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chojinra t1_iv5rwqr wrote

I mean… I have to give her points for her creativity with her… points.

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ReturnOfCE t1_iv5rzne wrote

Flip the genders and the mood of this thread would be very different

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Fluffy-Composer-2619 t1_iv5sqr9 wrote

Replying to smith_716 (#449,933)

All your examples of things which the skin absorbs, are things which were specifically designed to be absorbed by skin - there's a reason they don't tell you to take paracetamol by holding a tablet to your stomach.

The fact that they make transdermal medications at all should be proof enough that not all medications are transdermal

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Bebop_Man t1_iv5tx80 wrote

There's a sucker born every minute.

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Textipulator t1_iv5uuyw wrote

So a "Booby Trap" in it's true form?

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erice2018 t1_iv5v9q4 wrote

When he woke up, at least he still had his mammary

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Zeothalen t1_iv5wd58 wrote

This is strait for an episode of csi

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rainbow_bro_bot t1_iv5zjyt wrote

She also spikes men's drinks in bars.

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>A female Superintendent of Police -SP who was recording the Lieutenant’s statement could not hold her laughter at the story.

She wouldn't be laughing if the genders were swapped.

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Beardfart t1_iv608zj wrote

I've heard of Ugandan Knuckles, but Ugandan Nipples?!

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Cruxifux t1_iv611hg wrote

There’s gotta be easier ways to drug someone

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Larry_Phischman t1_iv6303q wrote

This actually happens a lot. There was even a CSI episode about it.

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nedeta t1_iv634qr wrote

This is common. I knew a guy in Columbia that got robbed when prostitute laced her nipples.

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Commie_EntSniper t1_iv65vmo wrote

Replying to ExaBrain (#448,684)

INT: Police questioning room.

AMANDA: I'm telling you officer, I didn't have anything to do with that man getting robbed.

CSI DETECTIVE: (leans over desk to loom over her, aggressively pointing between her and the laptop on the desk showing security footage). We've got you on security camera entering the building with him! We have video of you in the Uber. We have video from the restaurant and your dinner conversation just before that where you 'invited him to invite you to his room". which you both clearly did. We have you at the scene of the crime at the time of the crime. We just don't have a weapon yet."

AMANDA shifts slightly and looks down to her blouse and slowly straightens her back while looking up seductively. CUT SCENE.

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timojenbin t1_iv685am wrote

A friend of mine went to Thailand and was told, even if a topless local woman on the beach offers, don't lick her nipples. This was about 25 years ago.

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digitaldigdug t1_iv69e15 wrote

Replying to Flux83 (#450,698)

If she grabs your wallet and runs she won't know until it's too late. If the robbing happens just outside the bar she has to move quickly before she gets noticed.

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xrufus7x t1_iv6h33e wrote

Replying to supercyberlurker (#450,380)

Most people use easy to remember numbers so if he used like his bday she could have gotten the info from his wallet or maybe he wrote it down on a piece of paper and kept it in there. Its also possible Ugandan ATMs have shit security and she just brute forced it.

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Spazic77 t1_iv6ka5n wrote

How many Chucky Cheese Tokens is that, I'm trying to fund out how much was stolen here.....

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porkforpigs t1_iv6l97a wrote

Looks like somebody watched that episode of CSI

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eighthgen t1_iv6lcca wrote

This story is suspect....

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Knerrbo t1_iv6qbkb wrote

When the milk goes breaking bad

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HelloS0n t1_iv6y36w wrote

“ATM cards pin codes were cracked and they withdrew 10 million Shillings,” Enanga explained.”

Googles 10million shillings to USD

So they withdrew $83,883 USD worth from an ATM?

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4quatloos t1_iv7jrdg wrote

A booby trap! Just show up with without a wallet.

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CheshireRaptor t1_iv7vk9q wrote

LMAO! More like dude thought he was going to get a cheap lay, stripped off his clothes jumped in bed and THEN was drugged.

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Skyblacker t1_iv83nuu wrote

I'm impressed. Looking at the photo of the suspect, they're not even big tiddies. I'd guess 36B at a glance, really more band than cup there.

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JohnnyAK907 t1_iv8mt4g wrote

This actually isn't new. There was a string of this sort of scam going on in Taiwan in the early 80's. I read about it in one of my dad's hidden playboys when I was a kid, and remember the story and the cartoon of a dude passed out slobbering with a tit in his mouth was hilarious.

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ReyRamone t1_iv8pfhk wrote

I didn't know Cardi B was ugandan 🤔

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Grumar t1_ivb1tsi wrote

Dis is da wae

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Dr-P-Ossoff t1_ivc13kl wrote

I saw that in an old issue of Heavy Metal magazine.,

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