Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments

DragonGarlicBreath t1_iw82gk4 wrote

> The most common type of ghost that comes around are "hookers," Hill claimed. Male renters, she said, have told her they have felt somebody stroking their face, stroking their arm or touching their shoulder.

Those hookers are not very good at their work, I have to say.

796

TzarKazm t1_iw86i91 wrote

Plot twist, one of the male renters is pulling an Eric Cartman.

156

YakInner4303 t1_iwa3hw2 wrote

Those aren't hooker ghosts. That's what you feel when an insect uses you for a landing zone.

37

iordseyton t1_iwaf9ob wrote

"They try to stir up business, but they can’t figure out a way to conclude the transaction, so nothing ever happens."  I'll say

28

Graterof2evils t1_iwaoh3m wrote

Yeah I had a hooker ghost offer me aural for $20. I was like, awesome! So she starts in like, “I’m sucking your dick. Mmffrgg. It so big. Ggrglll. You like this don’t boooo? Ccclkknnggglll. My eyes are watering. Gagggrrglllrrkkk.” Then I’m like bitch you said you were going to give me oral! And she’s like, “Mother fucker I’m a ghost I can’t suck no dick! I said aural! A-u-r-a-l ! For an extra $5 I can get some ectoplasm on ya and you can jerk yourself off with that nasty shit but that’s the best I can do. Fuckin hooker ghost.

39

WirelessBCupSupport t1_iwdjr94 wrote

At least you didn't get the ASMR ghost. She was giving me head...sounds of chewing gummy bears and smacking lips.

"Think you missed your calling on Youtube, I says"

" Youtube won't let me monetize hooking, she says".

3

Privateaccount84 t1_iwaquoj wrote

They know to get the money up front first, they’re dead, not stupid.

15

Tonkarz t1_iwaaukj wrote

That needs to be what you get until you put money down.

3

DragonGarlicBreath t1_iwaf8k5 wrote

Nah. A little nipple stimulation, tease the thigh... A really pro hooker ghost would tell you that's how you seal the deal.

1

randomguy987654321 t1_iwanuaj wrote

Maybe Texas hookers are just as lame at their job as their police force.

If I wanted someone who would barely touch me, I'd get married.

3