DragonGarlicBreath t1_iw82gk4 wrote
> The most common type of ghost that comes around are "hookers," Hill claimed. Male renters, she said, have told her they have felt somebody stroking their face, stroking their arm or touching their shoulder.
Those hookers are not very good at their work, I have to say.
TzarKazm t1_iw86i91 wrote
Plot twist, one of the male renters is pulling an Eric Cartman.
YakInner4303 t1_iwa3hw2 wrote
Those aren't hooker ghosts. That's what you feel when an insect uses you for a landing zone.
DragonGarlicBreath t1_iwa3r9i wrote
... hooker insects?
YakInner4303 t1_iwa63oo wrote
Well...maybe?
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iordseyton t1_iwaf9ob wrote
"They try to stir up business, but they can’t figure out a way to conclude the transaction, so nothing ever happens." I'll say
Graterof2evils t1_iwaoh3m wrote
Yeah I had a hooker ghost offer me aural for $20. I was like, awesome! So she starts in like, “I’m sucking your dick. Mmffrgg. It so big. Ggrglll. You like this don’t boooo? Ccclkknnggglll. My eyes are watering. Gagggrrglllrrkkk.” Then I’m like bitch you said you were going to give me oral! And she’s like, “Mother fucker I’m a ghost I can’t suck no dick! I said aural! A-u-r-a-l ! For an extra $5 I can get some ectoplasm on ya and you can jerk yourself off with that nasty shit but that’s the best I can do. Fuckin hooker ghost.
trafalmadorianistic t1_iwax2m2 wrote
So.. did she slime you?
Graterof2evils t1_iwb35r5 wrote
I didn’t have the extra $5. So I finished dry as a bone.
WirelessBCupSupport t1_iwdjr94 wrote
At least you didn't get the ASMR ghost. She was giving me head...sounds of chewing gummy bears and smacking lips.
"Think you missed your calling on Youtube, I says"
" Youtube won't let me monetize hooking, she says".
Privateaccount84 t1_iwaquoj wrote
They know to get the money up front first, they’re dead, not stupid.
Tonkarz t1_iwaaukj wrote
That needs to be what you get until you put money down.
DragonGarlicBreath t1_iwaf8k5 wrote
Nah. A little nipple stimulation, tease the thigh... A really pro hooker ghost would tell you that's how you seal the deal.
randomguy987654321 t1_iwanuaj wrote
Maybe Texas hookers are just as lame at their job as their police force.
If I wanted someone who would barely touch me, I'd get married.
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