Come on Jack... you can't act like you don't know shit.

>Blatt wrote that a lower court decision provides “near-blanket protection” to humorous trademark infringement. And she said it has “broad and dangerous consequences,” pointing to children who were hospitalized after eating marijuana-infused products that mimicked candy packaging.

So the lawyer thinks that a dog toy will suddenly cause kids to eat things that are dangerous when the parody toy says:

>the parody proclaims: “The Old No. 2 on Your Tennessee Carpet.” Instead of the original’s note that it is 40% alcohol by volume, the parody says it’s “43% Poo by Vol.” and “100% Smelly.”

The only thing smelly about this whole thing is Jack's lawyers.