AuthorityAnarchyYes t1_ix5zub4 wrote on November 21, 2022 at 12:26 AM

“A Delaware business owner has been sentenced to 30 days of incarceration for storming the U.S. Capitol after seeing the riot erupt on a Tinder date’s television and taking an Uber ride to join the mob’s attack, court records show.”

You KNOW it’s a bad date when they leave in the middle of it to go to an insurrection.

InflamedLiver t1_ix61nj3 wrote on November 21, 2022 at 12:40 AM

ditching the erection for an insurrection

AuthorityAnarchyYes t1_ix61sa5 wrote on November 21, 2022 at 12:41 AM

I think he got an erection FROM the insurrection.

aknabi t1_ix6e42y wrote on November 21, 2022 at 2:19 AM

Insurrerection

Nytelock1 t1_ix6xfzk wrote on November 21, 2022 at 5:10 AM

Only 30 days wtf

PapstJL4U t1_ix8t7x5 wrote on November 21, 2022 at 5:05 PM

The person has probably a good argument for "moment to moment decision" and "it wasn't planned". <<I didn't plan to usurp the goverment, but it looked interessting>>

Darryl_Lict t1_ix7bahs wrote on November 21, 2022 at 8:04 AM

I was thinking that the tinder date said that their idea of a romantic date was overthrowing the government in a violent resurrection.

not_a_gumby t1_ix86zgp wrote on November 21, 2022 at 2:27 PM

of course he's a Delaware guy