Submitted by FIRSTCAPTAINFORRIX t3_zfxr4q in nottheonion
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poquito_kale t1_ize97hi wrote
> According to Inkolo Kantu Traditional Organisation spokesperson and traditional expert Loyiso Nqevu, once a water monitor lizard or bees enter a home, it is very important for the family in question to spring into action and look for answers from traditional healers to get a better understanding of what type of ceremony needs to be performed.
I think the foaming wasp killer spray ceremony needed to be performed.
CitizenCobalt t1_izea60t wrote
So African Honeybees...ok, yeah, I see why this happened. I mean, you'd still want a professional to remove European bees, but generally you can still exist in their general vicinity.
African Bees are about -50 on the chill meter. What an awful way to go.
ThirdSunRising t1_izf1rkq wrote
Wow, they killed him? What did he say to them?
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_izf6mko wrote
That memaw's cooking was ass.
Fabulous_Ad5052 t1_izffbx9 wrote
Mankind relies heavily on bees to pollinate our crops and world. They can be safely moved so we can coexist.
FIRSTCAPTAINFORRIX OP t1_izfqfqr wrote
Nah, I live here and they won't fuck with you unless you are actively fucking with them. The idea of murderous bees acting like wasps is waaaay overblown.
CitizenCobalt t1_izfs631 wrote
Well, I'm happy to be wrong about that one. I'm content to let bees do their thing. But Yellow Jackets are so...ugh, they're just like "I see you standing waaaaaay over there minding your own business...and I don't like that!"
I suppose these bees didn't appreciate the talking to.
nerun119 t1_izgxnv4 wrote
He was telling them to beehave….
GetlostMaps t1_izhyhq4 wrote
Told them to buzz off.
m1st3r_c t1_ize3coj wrote
Hello, bees!