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Chard069 t1_j17ctjd wrote

Which god? Osiris? Coyote? Juno? Kali? Quetzalcoatl? Bob Dobbs?

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dirtyblueshirt t1_j17e0i0 wrote

Allah. Definitely Allah.

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Zwets t1_j187qf5 wrote

The Astecs had a game where 2 teams kicked a ball through a basketball hoop and the losing team got sacrificed right? (Unless Discovery channel lied to me, as they've been know to do)

So probably Quetzalcoatl, or maybe Chaac instead.

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melt11 t1_j18kfja wrote

No it was the WINNING team. That’s how devoted to their gods they were.

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Zwets t1_j18l0lh wrote

You know... that makes my country's performance at penalties make a lot more sense. Chaac doesn't want to see professionals with millions of euros worth of training preform outstanding athletic feats.

The god of soccer just wants to see complete amateurs flailing comically.

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CokeGuy623 t1_j17q3pe wrote

Obviously its Bill Belichick, the reaper of souls

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go4tli t1_j19nuro wrote

Clemson doesn’t feed the sun with the hearts of their enemies, so not Quetzalcoatl.

They would win more games if they did, the Feathered Serpent rewards the faithful.

Personally I would like to hear what is the difference between God’s “image” and “likeness”.

Nothing wrong with being a devout Christian, which nowadays means you just make up whatever theology you like and run with it. I like football, it’s good, therefore the creator of the universe is blessing me when I do it. Just don’t read 1 Corinthians 13:11, this GAME is very important to society, PLAY is super crucial.

Why isn’t Clemson undefeated every year? Who sinned and removed God’s countenance from the team, or can THE LORD just not overcome Florida State?

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