Submitted by mrshoppingcart t3_zvr9fu in nottheonion
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jelliott79 t1_j1qsgmj wrote
Rubber duckies work, too.
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sandhandler t1_j1rf4w4 wrote
universalcode t1_j1rhlsa wrote
What about rubber dickies?
CaveManta t1_j1sd9s6 wrote
Let him go, Robocop!
SmurfsNeverDie t1_j1se3b0 wrote
What about big ducks with dicks
Malumeze86 t1_j1se48v wrote
Giant dicks don't get noticed in AC.
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jnbolen403 t1_j1syda7 wrote
Giant dicks get elected in ATL
Alex0082 t1_j1u6q2q wrote
The machines will get what's coming to them!
alwaysZenryoku t1_j1vprrj wrote
Would you rather fight a horse sized duck with a tiny dick or 100 tiny ducks with horse sized dicks?
morahman7vn t1_j1xo256 wrote
Talk about "your tax dollars at work!"
Helstar_RS t1_j2347s4 wrote
Everytime I see a city crew it's one guy digging and 5 other people standing on a shovel.
lynivvinyl t1_j1qs58d wrote
Or you could just spray paint a giant dick on it