InternetPeon t1_j6kjynn wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:51 PM

Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus

I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high.

Gayfetus OP t1_j6kk6wt wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:53 PM

It's only $23 per inch!

InternetPeon t1_j6kkhvp wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:55 PM

Are dildos priced in inches?

Gayfetus OP t1_j6klkjy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:03 AM

When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes!

InternetPeon t1_j6km0l7 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:06 AM

Wow you really know how to move some dildos!

Gayfetus OP t1_j6kmhpl wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:09 AM

I'm all about the hard sell!

TacoCommand t1_j6l8ljx wrote on January 31, 2023 at 2:53 AM

"So what's keeping you from leaving without 23 inches of fun?"

venom259 t1_j6kkgbe wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:55 PM

Cost of material, labor, retail, and the fact there are no real competitors in the 30" dildo-making business and you end up with a ridiculous price tag. These monopolies need to be held to account!

InternetPeon t1_j6kkytp wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:58 PM

Whoah - we’re gonna break up BIG Dildo Corp?