Submitted by Gayfetus t3_10phmdv in nottheonion
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InternetPeon t1_j6khlzw wrote
I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner.
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kjjqd wrote
The thing costs $699.95!
Maltese_Vulcan t1_j6kjl5o wrote
I was just wondering if they’d tried to keister it, and if so, how was it discovered? Weird walk? Or visual, perhaps?
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kjsw6 wrote
There's a video of how the whole thing went down (or not, as it were). A dildo of that size made a very noticeable bulge.
InternetPeon t1_j6kjynn wrote
I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high.
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kk6wt wrote
It's only $23 per inch!
venom259 t1_j6kkgbe wrote
Cost of material, labor, retail, and the fact there are no real competitors in the 30" dildo-making business and you end up with a ridiculous price tag. These monopolies need to be held to account!
InternetPeon t1_j6kkhvp wrote
Are dildos priced in inches?
InternetPeon t1_j6kkytp wrote
Whoah - we’re gonna break up BIG Dildo Corp?
Gayfetus OP t1_j6klkjy wrote
When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes!
InternetPeon t1_j6km0l7 wrote
Wow you really know how to move some dildos!
c2ctruck t1_j6km84u wrote
Probably just too embarrassed to buy it
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kmhpl wrote
I'm all about the hard sell!
InternetPeon t1_j6kmjmh wrote
This is the sort of product that really needs a home delivery option.
GetlostMaps t1_j6ktqy5 wrote
$23 per inch. That would make my own piece worth $50 easy.
anonymousFishGod t1_j6kw201 wrote
imagine walking out of there with a massive gut bulge
bigbangbilly t1_j6l6d6t wrote
>Circus of Books
I seen the Netflix documentary for that place
TacoCommand t1_j6l8ljx wrote
"So what's keeping you from leaving without 23 inches of fun?"
Jim_from_GA t1_j6n89l3 wrote
Should have stuffed it down the front of his jeans. Could have bragged if they questioned him.
Gayfetus OP t1_j6khiyq wrote
They would've gotten away with it if they'd just hidden it up their bum!