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aneeta96 t1_jeh56z3 wrote
Reply to comment by Aleyla in 2 racing vehicles crash into stolen Charger doing donuts at intersection; 3 injured by No_Carpet7125
It is pretty good in its class and makes a halfway decent rally car.
Plonsky2 t1_jeh50h6 wrote
Reply to Missouri Secretary of State proposes withholding library funds over 'inappropriate materials' by MomentarilyContent
Banning anything that gives him a Hollywood loaf.
Happypappy007 t1_jeh4who wrote
Reply to comment by Lingz31 in Iran’s state TV apologizes for airing images of couple kissing by carolinaindian02
I reject that nihilistic world view.
TheReapingFields t1_jeh4mfc wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
Chinese colleges fully fail to understand love, if they think giving people just 7 days to get into it is wise. 7 days a month would work, but not 7 total.
MightyBTOG t1_jeh4ezy wrote
Good, we should all be doing this
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 t1_jeh48sy wrote
Reply to Questions over 'definition' of 'woman' in sex ed curriculum divide Florida school board by Top-Organization-124
This plumbing does this and this plumbing does that. Simple enough? It is a sad day when you need to change the definition of a word in attempt to push a narrative.
Suspicious_Bug6422 t1_jeh3vzb wrote
Reply to comment by thirdeyefish in Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
If he was hunting pedestrians in $70,000 stolen forklift this would be a total non-story
strawberries6 t1_jeh3vb1 wrote
That's a step too far for me, but I deleted Reddit and Twitter from my phone, and that's been really helpful. I found them way too distracting and even addicting.
It's easier to limit my social media time on a computer vs on a phone that's attached to me all day long.
Aleyla t1_jeh3s51 wrote
Reply to 2 racing vehicles crash into stolen Charger doing donuts at intersection; 3 injured by No_Carpet7125
>Around 9:45 p.m. Thursday, a Ford Focus driven by a 19-year-old Waterford Township man and a Nissan 350Z driven by an 18-year-old Jackson man were racing on East South Boulevard when they collided with a Dodge Charger, ….
A Focus was “racing”?
Ok. Lol
kingofcheezwiz t1_jeh3mkg wrote
Reply to 2 racing vehicles crash into stolen Charger doing donuts at intersection; 3 injured by No_Carpet7125
This is just a Thursday in Pontiac.
Suspicious_Bug6422 t1_jeh3kcw wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
An average day in Portland
affordableweb t1_jeh3hfv wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Questions over 'definition' of 'woman' in sex ed curriculum divide Florida school board by Top-Organization-124
How many sexes are there in basic human biology?
Do you honestly feel that schools should be able to teach children anything they want and parents have no say in the matter?
cjheaford t1_jeh3bd7 wrote
Reply to comment by BadSanna in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
She’s not police.
Automan2k t1_jeh39to wrote
Reply to 2 racing vehicles crash into stolen Charger doing donuts at intersection; 3 injured by No_Carpet7125
The only victim was the rightful owner of the charger.
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Schiffy94 t1_jeh2hu0 wrote
Reply to FBI: Mandalay Bay shooter in Las Vegas who killed 58 was angry about how casinos treated him by YourUncleBuck
So... not even about gambling debt. Just about... the ban policy?
[deleted] t1_jeh24lf wrote
Reply to comment by 7th-Street in 2 racing vehicles crash into stolen Charger doing donuts at intersection; 3 injured by No_Carpet7125
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CajuNerd t1_jeh1nb9 wrote
Reply to 2 racing vehicles crash into stolen Charger doing donuts at intersection; 3 injured by No_Carpet7125
Seems like an issue that sorted itself out.
Unettan t1_jeh0wn7 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
She doesn’t look like an illegal. Oh wait…
Uncisse t1_jeh0mha wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
What say you Marjorie Taylor Greene?
somedave t1_jegzcxb wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Florida man's cousin: Portland man. Probably slightly closer than cousin, the tree is not very branched.
MuddyGrimes t1_jegz7xb wrote
Reply to comment by symolan in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
She looks like Kitty Foreman
Raynafur t1_jegz3dk wrote
Reply to comment by Padgriffin in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
So he did. I missed that part.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_jegz3cf wrote
Reply to comment by anengineerandacat in Dumb phones are on the rise in the U.S. as Gen Z looks to limit screen time by JAlbert653
Maybe find a phone without a camera as well.
Right-Fisherman-1234 t1_jeh5lea wrote
Reply to Missouri Secretary of State proposes withholding library funds over 'inappropriate materials' by MomentarilyContent
Coming soon to a red state near you, The Morality Police. Just like Iran, Afghanistan and other other shithole countries.