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ceestand t1_iupa1zw wrote

Reply to comment by Osceana in I love this city even as I hate it haha. No place comes close to the catharsis NYC can produce and this is hilarious but the NORM by Loxodontox

Sounds made up. The poster clearly states he rarely eats cats.

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Fatgirlfed t1_iupdyh2 wrote

Right. He wouldn’t say he doesn’t eat cats, then eat a cat! SMH

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NKtDpt4x t1_iupf5jk wrote

In case of the tiny possibility he did eat the cat I feel like there needs to be some level of personal responsibility when handing your cat over to a sea monster.

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AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_iuq1jo0 wrote

Well I don't know where you two rubes grew up, but where I'm from, Sea Monsters are famous for eating cats. In fact, to this day, Alf is still the number one Neisen rated show within the Sea Monster Demographic.

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Fatgirlfed t1_iuqj6dy wrote

Slander! This is sea monster defamation! Some of my uhhh best friends friends are sea monsters. Who doesn’t enjoy a good ALF episode? He was so witty. Besides he was an Melmakian, not a sea monster. Whom I never saw actually eat a cat

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jukenaye t1_iurzrz8 wrote

Definitely made up. He eats them rarely.

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SHOVIC23 t1_iusa7qv wrote

There's a difference between rarely and never, my good sir.

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Vegetable-Judge t1_iur2ocm wrote

It's a joke...

Edit: I know I was just practicing anti humor and looks like I did a good job. You can downvote me. I deserve it. I suck. My ex left me for good reason. She’s right, I’m spineless. I have no back bone. I do miss her. It’s been 4 years. Sigh. I have to stop checking her Instagram. Looks like she had work done. Good for her. It’s important to feel good, just need to make sure you don’t cross the line and do too much.

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Osceana t1_iuv2tzh wrote

haha whoa dude........ you turned this shit into a whole damn therapy session wtf. Unless this is a copypasta (it should be either way haha).

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