I’m glad you like your job! Unfortunately, most people do not think having their labor stolen from them 5-7 days per week is the best way to spend their time. But I’m glad you’re an exception!

Life is unfair, but not for me. I live perfectly fine. I’d like some basic human rights, like the right to healthcare and food and housing and what not, but despite the US lacking these seemingly basic things, I’m okay, and quite comfortable. Many people however, are not as fortunate.

Edit: also I hate cheetos and I’m insulted by your assumption I enjoy them. They leave too much residue on your hands. Gross.