Imagine taking part in that pitch meeting.

“Any new Santos lies?”

“Nah.”

“Want to keep beating the Justin Roiland dead horse?”

“Not today.”

“Hey, didja hear that new station at Grand Central for the LIRR finally opened? Wow, that took a long time.”

“Do you suppose you can gin up some phony outrage about that? Like how much money and shit? All for a Gen Z audience that won’t give two fucks, but will make us look like legit local news reporters?”

“I don’t see why not!”

“And make it overly lengthy, like you really went in on an investigation.”