Unbelievable!

I’ve hired De Blasio as my accountant.

[deleted]

He brings me 5 minutes of joy daily, as long as he’s still in office I’m going to enjoy it

Impossible. He’s my personal shoe shiner. Always ready to go with the polish at a moments notice.

Surely you lie

Does George Santos even exist? Has anyone actually seen him in the flesh? Is he the first AI created “human”?

Who the hell downvotes this? This shit is hilarious, nobody can make this up*!

* except for Santos himself