I ran into the most suspiciously delicious looking sandwich at 13th and marketSubmitted by Melissajoanshart t3_10s638v in philadelphia
Baron_Von_D t1_j6znzh8 wrote
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
Brraaap t1_j6zpnqu wrote
I tasted mustard
Baron_Von_D t1_j6zsq38 wrote
yeah... Dijon mustard
djjsear t1_j6zzllj wrote
DiJawn mustard
Baron_Von_D t1_j6zztzg wrote
Immediately banned
djjsear t1_j700ldw wrote
Cold blooded
Attack_Attack t1_j70csmg wrote
Well... How come no bacon?
freidas_boss t1_j71ga4d wrote
Bacon is extra!
im_at_work_now t1_j71exlb wrote
And lettuce. Evilllll bed of lettuce!
WishOnSuckaWood t1_j70cdi5 wrote
I picked off the sun dried tomatoes. They were disgusting.
Mike81890 t1_j71wh0y wrote
IT CAN NOT BE DECONSTRUCTED!
Glystopher t1_j72lcxw wrote
“Free brain surgery!!! Yay! Oh wait!!!” NOW EAT THEM!!
cheesesteak_genocide t1_j70c38x wrote
And sun-dried tomatoes
MoneyChanger02 t1_j6zpotl wrote
Nah, those are only served in PATCO stations.
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teleporterdown t1_j71ofv6 wrote
"Pastrami's a little dry..."
CommunicationTime265 t1_j703cwr wrote
Corny
givemebackmybrain t1_j70wimf wrote
Aqua teen was corny?
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