Submitted by MRichards18 t3_11clelm in philadelphia
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DonovanMcLoughlin t1_ja3rkmm wrote
He said Jawn, he must be legit.
- No One Ever
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UnitGhidorah t1_ja3u3qe wrote
"Jawn" can fuck off back to Florida.
Capable_Okra t1_ja3vfjc wrote
"I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."
Phl_worldwide t1_ja3x21c wrote
Now he’s truly Jawn Morgan haha
hazeleyedwolff t1_ja3xlan wrote
Everything with his name on it needs the Hitchbot treatment.
AbsurdLemon t1_ja3zmf3 wrote
Now he’s trying to relate to the methheads too
porkchameleon t1_ja3zo2r wrote
The reason this guy is at the top of the list of the ambulance chasers I’d call? Constant posts about his ads on this subreddit.
His ad campaign is beyond successful; thank you for ensuring that time and time again 😘
unrealjoe28 t1_ja3zt7o wrote
He has the London look!
MarketStEl t1_ja4232w wrote
“I don’t care what you say about me, as long as you spell my name right.” —Henry Ford
This is indeed proof of the truth of that statement as far as marketing is concerned.
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Zhuul t1_ja42zli wrote
On the north side of 17th and Market someone vandalized a stock image on a vacant property to give this lady Post Malone esque tattoos and I kinda love it
dwsam t1_ja46zfe wrote
I’m sick of it. It was stupid a decade ago, and this twat jumped on the bandwagon after it passed by.
dwsam t1_ja476nm wrote
Just the use of the word is enough to never ever call this douchebag.
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ViNNYDiC3 t1_ja490sm wrote
With a smile like that, I bet he only shops at the gap.
azsoup t1_ja4al6f wrote
Nithe!
cracker707 t1_ja4b9yv wrote
Gold star for creative sabotage
QuidProJoe2020 t1_ja4f4ko wrote
Shitty law firm with shitty attorneys.
porkchameleon t1_ja4flvh wrote
But this subreddit keeps posting about him every two weeks or so, and I don’t know any other ambulance chasers.
Welp…
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no483828 t1_ja4yrsc wrote
.... In Orlando
Jawny_Appleseed t1_ja4zy7s wrote
“Make thor to contact uth for all your legal need that.”
orangeeyesnoo t1_ja54ctz wrote
FUCK YOU MORGAN!!!!
breakersounds t1_ja54rby wrote
Ya know I was thinking and he didn’t even use the word right. Wouldn’t it be that Morgan jawn, not that jawn Morgan?
MedicCrow t1_ja56z7j wrote
I saw one where his eyes were gone and they stole all his teeth and I burst out laughing walking down the street
MonsterNog t1_ja57hyh wrote
I want someone to vandalize it and have it say John
Ghostmuffin t1_ja57u3l wrote
Jawn is a Florida thing?
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kjm16216 t1_ja5gz31 wrote
To paraphrase Colin Quinn, he's as authentic as a lap dance.
YerBlues69 t1_ja5hm8t wrote
Needs googly eyes.
Genjinaro t1_ja5jx3v wrote
Our super noun was defiled. It's only fair.
SamuraiSuplex t1_ja5ler2 wrote
I've worked with lawyers who call them the "Walmart of personal injury law firms" 😂
Capkirk0923 t1_ja5lhna wrote
It’s more on brand for Philly that way anyway.
Capkirk0923 t1_ja5ln59 wrote
“Jawn” is way older than that. It’s at least from the 70s
QuidProJoe2020 t1_ja5m6t7 wrote
As an attorney, I can tell you it's an apt description.
Haven't heard it phrased this way before, but it is spot on lol
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uptown_gargoyle t1_ja5p9am wrote
They're certainly not known for their oral arguments
uptown_gargoyle t1_ja5pdet wrote
Florida a/k/a "America's Jawn"
Allemaengel t1_ja5q2au wrote
I thought lawyers flapped their gums a lot.
Allemaengel t1_ja5qf9c wrote
Ya gotta pay your dues in this town.
755goodmorning t1_ja5x14z wrote
I grew up in Orlando where John Morgan got his start. He actually went to the same church as I did. Was a pretty nice guy when I was a kid. It blows my mind how he took a tiny law firm and turned it into this thing. So sick of seeing his face everywhere at this point.
foxonwheels t1_ja64msl wrote
"Youse hurt?"
monkeymaxx t1_ja69txe wrote
I saw this one in LA. Can’t believe they let this run with his double chin https://i.imgur.com/xnvDFEy.jpg
MorningDiarrhea t1_ja6bdh4 wrote
I saw this dickhead on a billboard in Kentucky this weekend.
Fordiman t1_ja6bjdg wrote
Seems like the gap shoulda come with the name change.
Fordiman t1_ja6bmk8 wrote
Not really. But it's also about as current as "groovy" in Philly.
uptown_gargoyle t1_ja6dk5b wrote
yes i am also a sophisticate who selects their lawyers and doctors and such on the basis of their advertising prowess
UnitGhidorah t1_ja6dq5g wrote
The dude calls himself "Jawn Morgan" but he's not from Philly and lives in Florida.
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Papancasudani t1_ja6ouox wrote
Needs an eye patch and scar.
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Beer_Is_So_Awesome t1_ja7g8x3 wrote
Well he doesn’t call himself that— he’s using it as a tag line for a recent ad campaign to market himself in Philly. It’s stupid as hell, but it appears to have built a lot of name recognition here.
Beer_Is_So_Awesome t1_ja7ghsy wrote
It’s supposed to be a pun on “John Morgan”, his actual name.
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SammieCat50 t1_ja7k08q wrote
Those signs are so stupid… I wouldn’t use him because of those signs …. He’s an ambulance chaser
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downvotefodder t1_ja7rdnh wrote
Fuck this Gomer Pyle booger eating sister banging goober yokel
porkchameleon t1_ja7vi1n wrote
But how many can you name from the top of your head in a pinch?
Jawn Morgan, I Hate Steven Singer... it works!
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breakersounds t1_ja9cqlb wrote
I get that; but it’s still used incorrectly even for a made up word
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Allemaengel t1_ja3ns3g wrote
I guess the firm now runs the risk of a toothless reputation in court.