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NimdokBennyandAM t1_j8xy5e2 wrote

Reply to comment by Cute-Interest3362 in Penn Medicine residents and fellows want a union, citing grueling workloads and 80-hour workweeks by nankles

Resident: "You want me to do what?"

Halsted: "WORK!"

Resident: "For 80+ hours every single week?"

Halsted: "OOO BABY YEAH, LET'S DO SOME MEDICINE!"

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JIMMYJAWN t1_j8zn2l9 wrote

FIRST PATIENT OF THE DAY IS ME. TIME TO ADMINISTER TOPICAL ANESTHETIC TO MY SINUSES AND REPEAT AS NECESSARY UNTIL HEART ATTACK OCCURS.

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