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hambo_81 t1_ja8j9sm wrote

I guess she just really likes bananas.

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No-Net-1404 t1_ja8k36u wrote

She probably has an air tag on you too.

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zoobernut t1_ja8k6mi wrote

Plot twist she was talking to the banana.

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Zgerv t1_ja8kemr wrote

Bro... that's her banana if you got me

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DarrenEdwards t1_ja8knr0 wrote

So peal it and eat that banana she loves in front of her slowly now that you know her secret.

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SpiffAZ t1_ja8mocr wrote

There's a million b****** in this world, but not all of them will write i love you into your banana.

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Ikeeki t1_ja8qanz wrote

I think that message was for the banana

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whorfin t1_ja8rwu0 wrote

Be careful around a woman who wants to carve things in your banana.

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No_Equal_1312 t1_ja8umbl wrote

Better give that banana a sniff to where it’s been, she may just love that banana 😆

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HanDavo t1_ja8ykmm wrote

Replying to ForeverStrangeMoe (#2,063,819)

OP, you can't make someone love you. So when you kill this Yon guy, make it look like an accident, then you can console you love and it might reignite her feeling for you.

Personally I'd off your former girlfriend so Yon has to live with not having her too!

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pmlane t1_ja94sum wrote

“Is that a banana in your boot or are you just happy to see me?”

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Outlog t1_ja9a1fi wrote

Sorry bruv. The produce guy wrote I love you in your girlfriend's banana.

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the_Big_misc t1_ja9a27i wrote

At least you know exactly how big those letters are.

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Citizen-Kang t1_ja9fdbb wrote

Is this really the best way for you to find out that she loves a banana and not you? I'm here if you need a shoulder, bro.

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okram2k t1_ja9jxe6 wrote

it is a very lovely fruit

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d0rf47 t1_ja9llw5 wrote

i heard she's bananas about you

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mtsai t1_ja9piih wrote

you should find out who Yoy is.

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1Drnk2Many t1_ja9rdbo wrote

that kinda freaks me out, I think it's a yellow flag

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aghilardi t1_ja9vhea wrote

There are some nice satisfactory videos on dewatering clogged whatever. You have a cool job.

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PromotionFull3886 t1_ja9x97w wrote

That’s cute. But what’s that nicely tucked inside your boot?

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GR3TSCH t1_ja9xhwz wrote

How does the banama feel about the girl?

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SirGlenn t1_jaa0kxy wrote

That's sweet, give her your banana when you get home.

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ElleRisalo t1_jaa1r0j wrote

You should write it on "hers" and show her whe you get home!

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toothfairy1975 t1_jaa3c1m wrote

Prince Harry is that you? Blink once for yes....🍌

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Nonamesdb t1_jaac0hg wrote

What if she didn’t and instead the banana was communicating to you trying to stop you from eating it?

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COSLEEP t1_jaafebj wrote

Was it full of cocaine?

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ReaperSovereign t1_jaaixsk wrote

You are leaving a gap in your boot, that’s how you get snakes in there, Woody

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wutdis77 t1_jaaobxc wrote

that actually says 'don't eat me' in Banana

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privateimac t1_jaar8de wrote

Thought it was something crazy like you had to peel it to reveal the message

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iaintlyon t1_jabiefm wrote

That is the banana talking to you. And I bet you just ate it you monster.

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SirSweepsAlot t1_jabkce6 wrote

i was about to correct the title to on* then realized no the title is correct

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newredditwhoisthis t1_jabm15n wrote

Well that's one way of letting your same sex partner know that you are breaking up with them....

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International_Way850 t1_jac4o77 wrote

The more i read the comments, the more i think that banana was meant to be used as a dildo

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Ravenid t1_jad474i wrote

No your girlfriend was writing "I love John" and you walked in and interrupted her.

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