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UsedZealand t1_ja7g671 wrote

Is that pork belly for buns...?

Because that is awesome

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petroleumnasby t1_ja7iykj wrote

Is that what Hauser was nomnomming at SAG? I get it.

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JA_LT99 t1_ja7la67 wrote

That much pork belly is definitely not to my taste, even if it does look really well roasted.

The real crime is all that dang American cheese. I agree it's usually the best cheese for burgers, but maybe it takes more than it gives here.

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CeeArthur t1_ja7m0om wrote

I just got chest pains looking at this

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reason2listen t1_ja7p8f6 wrote

My bowels released just looking at that burger.

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TheRepublicAct t1_ja7plip wrote

I'm less worried about the coronary bypass, and more worried about wrecking my teeth when the Lechon cools and the skin becomes as tough as leather.

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stu54 t1_ja7pmfq wrote

Looks awful. I'll have it with 4 cups of rice.

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cnsnntsnly t1_ja7pso8 wrote

This looks great but is probably inedible.

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aztech101 t1_ja7qbey wrote

I feel like they should be called something besides "burger" when you can no longer fit it in your mouth.

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Murderyoga t1_ja7r0ur wrote

I need video proof you can actually take a decent bite out of that.

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Spartan2470 t1_ja7seq6 wrote

The source of this image is Mate Burger on FB. Per there:

> September 22, 2021

> The LECHON BURGER is back!

> Like an eclipse, some say you shouldn't look directly at it but blink and you may miss out!

> Limited numbers daily for in-store orders at Bella Vista and Mt Druitt this week!

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MiffyCurtains t1_ja7uo5m wrote

I would happily eat two of those. With fries. Big glass of Coke. A toilet nearby.

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Cestode27 t1_ja7wqiy wrote

I'd need to eat that with a knife and fork. No way you can take bite out of that from top to bottom.

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PlayedUOonBaja t1_ja7x4jf wrote

I've finally found my line. I might just survive to see retirement afterall.

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Captcha_Imagination t1_ja7y0rj wrote

I have no problem with excessive foods sometimes but I don't think this would be better than bread. The lechon would overpower the burger completely.

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Leather-College2557 t1_ja83ng2 wrote

😨😨 That doesn't look healthy, but dang that must've been a killer (hopefully not literally under the right precaution)

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Go1gotha t1_ja86byt wrote

I think my cardiologist just had a sympathetic heart attack from me looking at that.

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sagarassk t1_ja870qe wrote

That looks fucking delicious. Totally worth the potential heart attack.

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Armatur1 t1_ja877ru wrote

classic uneatable "food porn"

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factoid_ t1_ja8avdk wrote

Not down with the porkbelly "bun". A sandwich needs bread.

Break thsi bad boy in half, put a bun on each and then enjoy.

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Taddles2020 t1_ja8by9s wrote

The Krusty Burger "the Clogger" burger irl.

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CanadianStrangeTamer t1_ja8iik1 wrote

I’d blow tf out of my toilet bowl after eating this.

Would be so worth it though.

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Osiris32 t1_ja8jxf5 wrote

No onions, please. Large Coke and fries.

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BjornBeetleBorg t1_ja8qr4z wrote

I wouldn't mind a lechon blt type thing. lechon lettuce and tomato on some toast.

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Roidy t1_ja8r1yg wrote

Well, that's why they make simvastatin.

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typhoidtimmy t1_ja8ra02 wrote

One of those burgers you would hide in your room eating with the shades down.

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Olive_Magnet t1_ja8rxqz wrote

Lechon is actually the whole roasted pig

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Tenalp t1_ja8urhi wrote

More like LeChonk Burger.

I'll see myself out.

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Thatdewd57 t1_ja8utxi wrote

Ahh yes the path to a faster heart attack!

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1337duck t1_ja8v5yz wrote

You may eat this 1x in your life time.

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Photon_Pharmer t1_ja8vapm wrote

This immediately makes me think of Universal healthcare.

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Photon_Pharmer t1_ja8vdj0 wrote

This immediately makes me think of Universal Healthcare.

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amitrion t1_ja967pb wrote

I would love a single bite, tbh... but that's probably it

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phileo t1_ja9adxb wrote

This thing has more calories than there are stars in the universe

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qqtan36 t1_ja9pryb wrote

I broke a tooth looking at this

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syntaxterror69 t1_ja9q47y wrote

Sitting here all alone during my lunch break when I scrolled up to this monstrosity and literally said out loud: "goddamn"

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kcjnz t1_ja9qvac wrote

This picture just caused multiple heart attacks...

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HotTamaleOllie t1_ja9sw03 wrote

How does one’s jaw open wide enough to attempt a bite?

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kurwwazzz t1_ja9tdj3 wrote

Yum cholestérol it is hearth braking

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X0AN t1_ja9xxa7 wrote

That's not what lechon means 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

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gil_bil_79 t1_jaa76sw wrote

Cracklin' for a bun. Zero trans fats.

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B00dle t1_jaac4vh wrote

I can feel the fear.. in my arteries.

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carguy1961 t1_jaagqg9 wrote

I hope you have a good cardiologist on call...

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Ruenin t1_jaaijo4 wrote

"What would YOU do for a deathburger?"

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Mod_Accountability t1_jaalcwc wrote

Its nickname is the "snake burger" because you have to unhinge your jaw to eat it.

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TunaOnWytNoCrust t1_jaamerk wrote

The thing about pork belly and bacon is that if you get enough of it all at once it just tastes like really shitty ham. Also because of the sheer amount of fat the texture is disgusting. This is way way worse for your health than its flavor makes up for.

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Disma t1_jaapaht wrote

That's disgusting and somehow even worse than the donut burgers

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raazurin t1_jabkihn wrote

That looks disgusting. Where do I get one?

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