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-WigglyLine- t1_je5d4q4 wrote

I hope it comes with Crusty Bread to dip in my whiskey

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hurdygurdy21 t1_je5du8n wrote

Can I hold the croutons and just fill the space with more whiskey? Please and thank you.

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qawsedrf12 t1_je5hkyk wrote

my doctor did say to drink more water

so I put ice in my Jack Daniels

  • Lemmy (RIP)
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Apnanizor t1_je5moc0 wrote

That's some boomer humour right there

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jabronius89 t1_je5yqgq wrote

Onion headline: quirky new downtown restaurant that sells a mediocre burger for $25 is proud to announce they now have a whiteboard outside with "Soup of the Day: Whiskey" written on it

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TheShadowOfKaos t1_je6ik9v wrote

For only 25 dollars! Really though if you are a nervous flyer you drink a bit and Uber to the airport. Two drinks cost me 49 dollars last time.

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BrownEggs93 t1_je6lrl8 wrote

At an airport, you say. Probably cost a lot.

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Senior_Fish_Face t1_je6mp8u wrote

I’m reminded of a post I saw somewhere that said:

“We’re not your average new American gastropub. We had the bartender with the best handwriting write, ‘Soup of the day: Whiskey’ on the chalkboard out front. We’re quirky, we’re a little different.

But yes to answer your question sir that cheeseburger does cosf $25 and does not come with sides.”

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AbiTofLife t1_je6r3r1 wrote

I will now never call icecubes anything but "H²O Croutons"

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Adcro t1_je784zs wrote

Old chalkboard jokes are old.

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FoTweezy t1_je7blf2 wrote

Am I in the minority to think this template is cliche now?

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MrErus1 t1_je7f7kk wrote

Is that technically a "bisque"?

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Anon293357 t1_je7x91w wrote

Soup. Of. The day. A new soup every day.

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chattywww t1_je8mzxg wrote

Waiter, bring a new soup, this one is cold or Luke warm at best.

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srqfl t1_jeacswx wrote

I wonder how many expense accounts show multiple soup of the day

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